Sarah Palin’s Lastest Video: A Word-Salady, Incoherent Response To Elizabeth Warren
Not too long ago, progressive bloggers and activists gathered for the annual Netroots Nation convention and the premiere speaker at this year’s event was Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), an early left-wing favorite in the forthcoming 2016 presidential contest. In her speech, Warren listed 11 “commandments” or tenets of progressivism — 11 positions progressives ought to defend. This list included:
“We believe in science, and that means that we have a responsibility to protect this Earth.”
“We believe that equal means equal, and that’s true in marriage, it’s true in the workplace, it’s true in all of America.”
“And we believe that corporations are not people, that women have a right to their bodies. We will overturn Hobby Lobby and we will fight for it. We will fight for it!”
It was a decent address, mainly because it was nice to see the left standing for something that doesn’t involve “Standing with Rand.” Nevertheless, as one of the first videos for her newly launched “Sarah Palin Channel,” the former GOP vice presidential nominee decided to post a response to Warren — and a timely one, too, considering that Warren’s address was nearly a month ago. Evidently the $10-per-month subscriber fee for Palin’s “channel” doesn’t guarantee freshness. So Palin delivered 11 “common sense conservative” tenets, pivoting off each of Warren’s progressive items.
Let’s dive in. Sarah Palin’s video response to Warren’s 11 progressive commandments…
1) Words are tough. Before her responses even began, Palin referred to Warren’s “tenets” as Warren’s “tenants.” I’m not sure if Warren owns rental properties, but her list had nothing to do with any would-be “tenants.”
2) Tyrants on the internets. In response to Warren’s position in support of net neutrality, Palin said she doesn’t want the internet to be censored by “the world’s tyrants.” Then she blamed President Obama for handing over domain names to “authoritarian regimes like Russia and China.” This is a lie. Obama did no such thing. When the Internet Corporate for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) was subcontracted to handle IP addresses in 1998, the intention was to eventually relinquish that function to the international community, and ICANN’s contract is due to expire in 2015. Furthermore, the U.S. has never unilaterally “controlled” the internet in the first place. Oh, almost forgot. In an earlier item in the video, Palin criticized government bureaucracy, but she clearly supports the bureaucratic management of domain names. Which is it?…CONTINUE READING
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Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 17:34
On minimum wage at fast food joints (via the Daily Banter):
“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha.”
English is obviously not her primary language.
Kingminnie August 10th, 2014 at 17:55
Should be a Rosetta Stone for that.
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 18:02
Do Republicans actually understand that gibberish?
mmaynard119 August 11th, 2014 at 13:52
If you can understand whatever she’s saying then it’s not gibberish. However, to do that, you must have the Alaskan version of Rosetta Stone.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:20
Yes, so you can hit yourself in the head after listening to that garbage.
mea_mark August 10th, 2014 at 18:34
I think Sarah used way too much Vodka for dressing on her word salad. She reeks of inebriated inspiration and vomitous exaltation. Somebody show her the way to the porcelain thrown.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:45
Based on plenty of evidence, she doesn’t need alcohol to sound completely incoherent. It’s her gift.
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 19:12
Oh please, don’t insult Vodka!
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:08
Well, after all … she can see Russia from her house. She probably has Putin ride toss her some.
ChrisVosburg August 10th, 2014 at 19:23
It’s the hokey forced folkisms that grate the most, at least with me. Just a matter of time before she introduces special guests Junior Samples and Grandpa Jones, I bet.
Uzza, I think we may have the makings of one of your song parodies, to the tune of “I’m Just a Girl Who Cain’t Say No” from Oklahoma. Here, I’ll get you started:
I’m just a girl who cain’t say no/
I’m in a horrible grift…
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:07
I watched it. The facial tick was wicked funny! Ok at first, I thought she was having a seizure or something but then she remained standing so … I felt better about having laughed all the way through it.
granpa.usthai August 10th, 2014 at 21:20
Her facial tick is probably just a developing response to her increasingly heavier drinking or baggage or both. Being squeezed into an extra wide body rented Cessna while completely soused with a couple extra fifths for the flight across town tends to cause such responses over extended periods of inebriation.
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 21:25
I’ve had seizures that weren’t as bad as whatever Sarah was doing. That has to a drug thing.
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:30
I think it’s Russian vodka. It’s almost as fun as drunk tweets/texts! I need to remember not to try to pay attention to what she is “trying” to say though. It winds up hurting.
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 21:33
I’m thinking maybe it’s cocaine. She’s tweaking.
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:37
Oh my WORD! You nailed it! That’s what she looked like!!! Oh, now I have to find a YouTube clip of a tweaker for comparison!!!
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 21:40
Not to be confused with twerking:-)
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:44
Oh, hell no. My son is scarred from the Cyrus thing. Ok, this will be Sarah at Wally world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7mG9Sfa38s
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 22:00
See, that’s just like our little Sarah! ^
Imagine that sitting within a heartbeat of the Oval office.
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 22:08
I honestly thought it was a joke when McInsane introduced her. I was like “Who? Who did he say?” and then she spoke and I was like “Holy crap! What a slap in the face GOP!” As a woman, I thought that by picking a woman who had no substance but was pretty and folksy was insulting. I don’t mind a folksy person but not if there’s no substance. In fact, Lincoln was rather folksy but was a bright man. Twain, folksy and acerbically witty. But this woman had no right being Governor. Shouldn’t people know the basics about government in order to conduct the State’s business? But I digress ….
tiredoftea August 10th, 2014 at 23:42
Oh, right, because you’ve got Paul Le Page!
Mainah August 11th, 2014 at 08:38
Yes we do. lucky, lucky us. He’s even going to run again. So is the guy the split the vote that caused us to have LePage in the first place even though he did not get 66% of the vote. I’m hoping Michaud wins. He’s a good man.
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 23:12
reading that just made my eyes hurt. that wasn’t funny.
tiredoftea August 10th, 2014 at 23:40
Or, a heartbeat from anyone or anything.
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 23:11
that was not twerking. no wonder he’s scarred.
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 23:17
We weren’t expecting it. It’s a Teen awards show I thought. Her performance was bizarre and it looked like she was doing Beetlejuice. I couldn’t find the remote fast enough. I hang my head in motherly shame. But, at least he’ll have something to blame me for in therapy sessions. ;-)
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 23:25
LOL @ “doing Beetlejuice”
whatthe46 August 11th, 2014 at 00:01
LOL!
tiredoftea August 10th, 2014 at 23:39
Helen Mirren twerks, Sarah strains Sterno.
granpa.usthai August 10th, 2014 at 21:13
Deere Anomaly,
R U Sara’s hairmesser?
teleprompter inputer?
OMG! – PLEEEZZEE don’t tell me there’s a DNA connected disconnect!
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 21:24
Laughing!
ksec August 10th, 2014 at 22:13
LMAO thats some funny Palin.
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 23:10
that was hilarious as heII!
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 17:34
On minimum wage at fast food restaurants (via the Daily Banter):
“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha.”
WTF?
Kingminnie August 10th, 2014 at 17:55
Should be a Rosetta Stone for that.
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 18:02
Do Republicans actually understand that gibberish?
mmaynard119 August 11th, 2014 at 13:52
If you can understand whatever she’s saying then it’s not gibberish. However, to do that, you must have the Alaskan version of Rosetta Stone.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:20
Yes, so you can hit yourself in the head after listening to that garbage.
mea_mark August 10th, 2014 at 18:34
I think Sarah used way too much Vodka for dressing on her word salad. She reeks of inebriated inspiration and vomitous exaltation. Somebody show her the way to the porcelain thrown.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:45
Based on plenty of evidence, she doesn’t need alcohol to sound completely incoherent. It’s her gift.
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 19:12
Oh please, don’t insult Vodka!
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:08
Well, after all … she can see Russia from her house. She probably has Putin ride over and toss her some.
ChrisVosburg August 10th, 2014 at 19:23
It’s the hokey forced folkisms that grate the most, at least with me. Just a matter of time before she introduces special guests Junior Samples and Grandpa Jones, I bet.
Uzza, I think we may have the makings of one of your song parodies, to the tune of “I’m Just a Girl Who Cain’t Say No” from Oklahoma. Here, I’ll get you started:
I’m just a girl who cain’t say no/
I’m in a horrible grift…
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:07
I watched it. The facial tick was wicked funny! Ok at first, I thought she was having a seizure or something but then she remained standing so … I felt better about having laughed all the way through it.
granpa.usthai August 10th, 2014 at 21:20
Her facial tick is probably just a developing response to her increasingly heavier drinking or baggage or both. Being squeezed into an extra wide body rented Cessna while completely soused with a couple extra fifths for the flight across town tends to cause such responses over extended periods of inebriation.
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 21:25
I’ve had seizures that weren’t as bad as whatever Sarah was doing. That has to a drug thing.
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:30
I think it’s Russian vodka. It’s almost as fun as drunk tweets/texts! I need to remember not to try to pay attention to what she is “trying” to say though. It winds up hurting.
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 21:33
I’m thinking maybe it’s cocaine. She’s tweaking.
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:37
Oh my WORD! You nailed it! That’s what she looked like!!! Oh, now I have to find a YouTube clip of a tweaker for comparison!!!
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 21:40
Not to be confused with twerking:-)
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 21:44
Oh, hell no. My son is scarred from the Cyrus thing. Ok, this will be Sarah at Wally world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7mG9Sfa38s
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 22:00
See, that’s just like our little Sarah! ^
Imagine that sitting within a heartbeat of the Oval office.
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 22:08
I honestly thought it was a joke when McInsane introduced her. I was like “Who? Who did he say?” and then she spoke and I was like “Holy crap! What a slap in the face GOP!” As a woman, I thought that by picking a woman who had no substance but was pretty and folksy was insulting. I don’t mind a folksy person but not if there’s no substance. In fact, Lincoln was rather folksy but was a bright man. Twain, folksy and acerbically witty. But this woman had no right being Governor. Shouldn’t people know the basics about government in order to conduct the State’s business? But I digress ….
tiredoftea August 10th, 2014 at 23:42
Oh, right, because you’ve got Paul Le Page!
Mainah August 11th, 2014 at 08:38
Yes we do. lucky, lucky us. He’s even going to run again. So is the guy the split the vote that caused us to have LePage in the first place even though he did not get 66% of the vote. I’m hoping Michaud wins. He’s a good man.
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 23:12
reading that just made my eyes hurt. that wasn’t funny.
tiredoftea August 10th, 2014 at 23:40
Or, a heartbeat from anyone or anything.
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 23:11
that was not twerking. no wonder he’s scarred.
Mainah August 10th, 2014 at 23:17
We weren’t expecting it. It’s a Teen awards show I thought. Her performance was bizarre and it looked like she was doing Beetlejuice. I couldn’t find the remote fast enough. I hang my head in motherly shame. But, at least he’ll have something to blame me for in therapy sessions. ;-)
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 23:25
LOL @ “doing Beetlejuice”
whatthe46 August 11th, 2014 at 00:01
LOL!
tiredoftea August 10th, 2014 at 23:39
Helen Mirren twerks, Sarah strains Sterno.
granpa.usthai August 10th, 2014 at 21:13
Deere Anomaly,
R U Sara’s hairmesser?
teleprompter inputer?
OMG! – PLEEEZZEE don’t tell me there’s a DNA connected disconnect!
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 21:24
Laughing!
ksec August 10th, 2014 at 22:13
LMAO thats some funny Palin.
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 23:10
that was hilarious as heII!
fancypants August 10th, 2014 at 17:44
warren has more compliments from award winning journalists then palin when it comes to keeping a job in Washington vs ditching people in Alaska
Advantage __ warren
fancypants August 10th, 2014 at 17:44
warren has more compliments from award winning journalists then palin when it comes to keeping a job in Washington vs ditching people in Alaska
Advantage __ warren
mmaynard119 August 10th, 2014 at 17:45
Has any one confirmed that is not Carla after using too much lubricant?
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 17:59
Carla has more knowledge in her pinky than Palin has in her brain.
mmaynard119 August 10th, 2014 at 18:32
Let’s not go insulting Carla’s pinky like that.
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker August 10th, 2014 at 17:45
In a way I’m kinda happy she continues to take money from idiots who think she makes sense.
mmaynard119 August 10th, 2014 at 17:45
Has any one confirmed that is not Carla after using too much lubricant?
Anomaly 100 August 10th, 2014 at 17:59
Carla has more knowledge in her pinky than Palin has in her brain.
mmaynard119 August 10th, 2014 at 18:32
Let’s not go insulting Carla’s pinky like that.
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker August 10th, 2014 at 17:45
In a way I’m kinda happy she continues to take money from idiots who think she makes sense.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:04
“Tenants.” Reminds me of a line in “M*A*S*H” in response to Hawkeye’s line about the tenets of the religion of the druids, a drunk Col. Potter says, “I didn’t know tennis was a religion.”
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:04
“Tenants.” Reminds me of a line in “M*A*S*H” in response to Hawkeye’s line about the tenets of the religion of the druids, a drunk Col. Potter says, “I didn’t know tennis was a religion.”
ChrisVosburg August 10th, 2014 at 18:05
You ever get the feeling that there are EMTs right off stage with oxygen, wondering whether she’s just bein’ Palin, or she’s actually having a transient ischemic attack?
Also bet there’s a lot of Sarah Palin Channel subscribers (pictured below) with buyer’s remorse about now.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:07
They should have a defibrillator ready, and even if she’s not having heart trouble, they should zap her anyway.
ChrisVosburg August 10th, 2014 at 18:19
Yeah, like every time she says sump’m.
granpa.usthai August 10th, 2014 at 21:08
might just work. Electricity can create some really unusual reactions. I would suggest that she be split wired for a standard 115 volt plug in with the white wire connected to the left knee and the black wire connected to the right knee. You could ground her out in a 20 gal. wash tub filled with water so the current would be broken without catching the stage on fire.
ChrisVosburg August 10th, 2014 at 18:05
You ever get the feeling that there are EMTs right off stage with oxygen, wondering whether she’s just bein’ Palin, or she’s actually having a transient ischemic attack?
Also bet there’s a lot of Sarah Palin Channel subscribers (pictured below) with buyer’s remorse about now.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:07
They should have a defibrillator ready, and even if she’s not having heart trouble, they should zap her anyway.
ChrisVosburg August 10th, 2014 at 18:19
Yeah, like every time she says sump’m.
granpa.usthai August 10th, 2014 at 21:08
might just work. Electricity can create some really unusual reactions. I would suggest that she be split wired for a standard 115 volt plug in with the white wire connected to the left knee and the black wire connected to the right knee. You could ground her out in a 20 gal. wash tub filled with water so the current would be broken without catching the stage on fire.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:06
Palin responding to Warren reminds me of when Tony Blair was PM, every time he appeared with Dubya, I thought he should arrange for Dubya to tour with him, because in comparison, Blair was the smartest man in the world.
tiredoftea August 10th, 2014 at 23:44
Compared to W, dead people are the smartest people in the world.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:06
Palin responding to Warren reminds me of when Tony Blair was PM, every time he appeared with Dubya, I thought he should arrange for Dubya to tour with him, because in comparison, Blair was the smartest man in the world.
tiredoftea August 10th, 2014 at 23:44
Compared to W, dead people are the smartest people in the world.
labman57 August 10th, 2014 at 18:15
I have to admit that I am somewhat perplexed by the irrational line of reasoning being used to explain away the endless barrage of incoherent commentaries, banal sound bites, simplistic fact-devoid assessments, and frequent blunders made by Palin every time she steps up to the microphone or mugs in front of the camera.
The explanation goes as follows:
“Sarah Palin cannot possibly be as shallow, petty, inarticulate, and ignorant as she appears to be. Therefore, she must actually be quite brilliant, and the rest of us are simply too stupid to realize how brilliant she is.”
Sorry, but that’s just a load of disingenuous rhetoric composed of two parts spin-doctoring and one part psycho-babble.
Stupid is as Sarah does.
labman57 August 10th, 2014 at 18:15
I have to admit that I am somewhat perplexed by the irrational line of reasoning being used to explain away the endless barrage of incoherent commentaries, banal sound bites, simplistic fact-devoid assessments, and frequent blunders made by Palin every time she steps up to the microphone or mugs in front of the camera.
The explanation goes as follows:
“Sarah Palin cannot possibly be as shallow, petty, inarticulate, and ignorant as she appears to be. Therefore, she must actually be quite brilliant, and the rest of us are simply too stupid to realize how brilliant she is.”
Sorry, but that’s just a load of disingenuous rhetoric composed of two parts spin-doctoring and one part psycho-babble.
Stupid is as Sarah does.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:19
Alan, you have my sympathies for having to watch that harridan’s video.
Larry Schmitt August 10th, 2014 at 18:19
Alan, you have my sympathies for having to watch that harridan’s video.
William August 10th, 2014 at 19:33
Just think, for less than 10 dollars a month, you can have stupid on demand.
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 23:00
LM. FA. OFF!!!
Jim Valley August 11th, 2014 at 14:16
Can you imagine PAYING for this? Wow.
William August 11th, 2014 at 19:28
No, but I WOULD may good money to see Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann in a game of trivial pursuit.
Judgeforyourself37 August 11th, 2014 at 20:57
They could not answer any of the questions in any category, but they certainly excel at the pursuit of trivia.
William August 10th, 2014 at 19:33
Just think, for less than 10 dollars a month, you can have stupid on demand.
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 22:59
LMFAO!!!!
whatthe46 August 10th, 2014 at 23:00
LM. FA. OFF!!!
Jim Valley August 11th, 2014 at 14:16
Can you imagine PAYING for this? Wow.
William August 11th, 2014 at 19:28
No, but I WOULD may good money to see Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann in a game of trivial pursuit.
Judgeforyourself37 August 11th, 2014 at 20:57
They could not answer any of the questions in any category, but they certainly excel at the pursuit of trivia.