Obama Broke Politics Again: Sent John Boehner An Email That Got Him Hopping Mad!
Oh, Barack Hussein Obama, do you never tire of Breaking Politics™? The Boogaloo Shrimp of Washington, DC was at it again this week, ruining any chance of bipartisan cooperation by sending an email that made Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) so mad, he couldn’t reply for fear of what he might say.
Boehner told Politico that the Heisenberg-in-Chief really set him off with an email reply to Boehner’s sincere birthday wishes:
Dear John,
if you really want me to have a happy birthday, why don’t you shove that lawsuit up you gaping orange asshole? Thanx!
Barack
Won’t you consider donating $5, $10, $15, or whatever you can to Organizing For America?
No, that wasn’t it. It was even worse:
“We got a president, listen, it’s his birthday,” Boehner said here at a bar packed with 250 people. “I called him today to wish him a happy birthday. Told his staff, ‘Tell him I said happy birthday.’ And he sends me an email back telling me how good his golf game is. I wanted to reply, but I didn’t. I did not reply, I wanted to, because I would’ve said a few things.”
That’s right, John Boehner is pissed off at the President for making gracious email chit-chat about the only piece of personal common ground Boehner has permitted them to have.
It couldn’t have helped Boehner’s mood that he couldn’t get the President on the phone, or that he’s reduced to humblebragging in bars about getting an email from the President, but the fact remains that Barack Obama is a horrible person who is continuing to break politics every chance he gets. I bet he didn’t even get Boehner a present for his own birthday, so Boehner wouldn’t feel left out, or re-light the candles so Boehner could have a turn blowing them out.
In Obama’s defense, though, at least he replied to Boehner, which is more than you can say for God:
(H)e said he believes that he’s doing God’s bidding in the Capitol. To that, a woman in the crowd hollered “praise God.”
“I have not one doubt that I’m doing exactly what God has in mind for me,” Boehner said. “But there are days when I sit in my office and go, ‘Hello? Hello?’”
Don’t worry, John, God’s there. He’s just crouching quietly behind the door until you give up and move on to the next house.
So, there you have it. Barack Obama is breaking politics because he sent a polite email to a man who is convinced he’s on a mission from God to impeach sue the President, yeah, that’s the ticket.
Copyright 2014 Liberaland
By: Tommy Christopher
Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
Billy Jackson August 7th, 2014 at 15:12
The first response is my favorite and by far the most appropriate.
Billy Jackson August 7th, 2014 at 15:12
The first response is my favorite and by far the most appropriate.
Mainah August 7th, 2014 at 15:19
I vote for response A.
Mainah August 7th, 2014 at 15:19
I vote for response A.
fantagor August 7th, 2014 at 16:42
Another Republican who thinks he has conversations with God. Well God told me to tell John Boehner to go shove a broken whiskey bottle up his fundament. You can tell the communique is genuine by how nasty and temperamental God is. This is the same deity that flooded the world, killing almost everything and everybody, so by that metric he’s in one of his better moods.
Jerry Ericsson August 10th, 2014 at 10:43
You too can have a conversation with God, it begins with “Our Father who art in heaven… and ends with Amen.” Try it some time it may strengthen your soul to show a bit of faith instead of anger.
fantagor August 7th, 2014 at 16:42
Another Republican who thinks he has conversations with God. Well God told me to tell John Boehner to go shove a broken whiskey bottle up his fundament. You can tell the communique is genuine by how nasty and temperamental God is. This is the same deity that flooded the world, killing almost everything and everybody, so by that metric he’s in one of his better moods.
Jerry Ericsson August 10th, 2014 at 10:43
You too can have a conversation with God, it begins with “Our Father who art in heaven… and ends with Amen.” Try it some time it may strengthen your soul to show a bit of faith instead of anger.
liberalMD August 7th, 2014 at 18:44
I bet he didn’t even get Boehner a present for his own birthday, so
Boehner wouldn’t feel left out, or re-light the candles so Boehner could
have a turn blowing them out.
With all of the hot air that has been blown by John Boehner over the past six years, he should be able to blow out all of the candles on Methuselah’s birthday cake on the first attempt.
dianeriley1 August 7th, 2014 at 18:44
So this drunk guy walks into a bar and complains he received an email from the President of the a United States thanking him for his birthday wish. I’m willing to bet John also complained that the President was even golfing even though John himself is off for the next 5 weeks. He was so upset he ordered another, and another and another drink. How dare the president take time off when we left him with so much to take care of while we’re gone.
Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 18:44
Yay! Good Disqus. I apologize Anomaly, you were right and the tech queen.
tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 18:45
You know that you said that in public, right?
Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 18:45
Yes, but it happens so seldom I figured she earned it.
tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 18:46
OK, but you know what happens next.
Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 18:49
Uh, no. What?
tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 18:50
You will never hear the end of it.
Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 18:53
Oh, you mean like you getting a twitter account?
liberalMD August 7th, 2014 at 18:44
I bet he didn’t even get Boehner a present for his own birthday, so
Boehner wouldn’t feel left out, or re-light the candles so Boehner could
have a turn blowing them out.
With all of the hot air that has been blown by John Boehner over the past six years, he should be able to blow out all of the candles on Methuselah’s birthday cake on the first attempt.
dianeriley1 August 7th, 2014 at 18:44
So this drunk guy walks into a bar and complains he received an email from the President of the a United States thanking him for his birthday wish. I’m willing to bet John also complained that the President was even golfing even though John himself is off for the next 5 weeks. He was so upset he ordered another, and another and another drink. How dare the president take time off when we left him with so much to take care of while we’re gone.
Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 18:44
Yay! Good Disqus. I apologize Anomaly, you were right and the tech queen.
tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 18:45
You know that you said that in public, right?
Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 18:45
Yes, but it happens so seldom I figured she earned it.
tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 18:46
OK, but you know what happens next.
Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 18:49
Uh, no. What?
tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 18:50
You will never hear the end of it.
Carla Akins August 7th, 2014 at 18:53
Oh, you mean like you getting a twitter account?
tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 18:46
“But there are days when I sit in my office and go, ‘Hello? Hello?’”, yes, us, too John.
tiredoftea August 7th, 2014 at 18:46
“But there are days when I sit in my office and go, ‘Hello? Hello?’”, yes, us, too John.
fancypants August 7th, 2014 at 20:32
so many gop talk to god then concentrate on killing people in other countries.
Keep it classy republicans !
fancypants August 7th, 2014 at 20:32
so many gop talk to god then concentrate on killing people in other countries.
Keep it classy republicans !
Always Right August 7th, 2014 at 20:56
Must be hearsay, didn’t see this anywhere else.
Anomaly 100 August 8th, 2014 at 00:17
Except it’s linked. You do know how to follow links, right?
Always Right August 7th, 2014 at 20:56
Must be hearsay, didn’t see this anywhere else.
Anomaly 100 August 8th, 2014 at 00:17
Except it’s linked. You do know how to follow links, right?
greenfloyd August 7th, 2014 at 21:34
Since this post has 0 news value, I thought I’d send along the LL ad which accompanied it… So Alan, how much do you make per NRA membership?
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/14188795798078540559
Anomaly 100 August 8th, 2014 at 00:16
Stop trolling. Every site gets ads that they have to add to a block list.
greenfloyd August 8th, 2014 at 00:39
OK. I’m sorry, it was rather trollish of me and I won’t post any more NRA membership ads.
Nonetheless, I think it’s a valid question. Nobody is forcing Alan to run these NRA ads.
floyd[@]greenfloyd.org August 7th, 2014 at 21:34
Since this post has 0 news value, I thought I’d send along the LL ad which accompanied it… So Alan, how much do you make per NRA membership?
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/14188795798078540559
Anomaly 100 August 8th, 2014 at 00:16
Stop trolling. Every site gets ads that they have to add to a block list.
floyd[@]greenfloyd.org August 8th, 2014 at 00:39
OK. I’m sorry, it was rather trollish of me and I won’t post any more NRA membership ads.
Nonetheless, I think it’s a valid question. Nobody is forcing Alan to run these NRA ads.