Hate Mail: Love Jones Edition
From: bobbi
Sent: Thursday, May 01, 2014 7:14 AM
To: show -yourcomments; colmes
Subject: ColmesWhy do you keep that lying piece of obama loving crap on your staff as a contributor? For your information, the lying libber has opened a new liberal brainwashing site called liberaland. Yesterday the gutless lying coward covered benghazi – it went something like this —– Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi, nothing new there. Now if you absolutely have to employ a filthy lying liberal coward to get a news story, at least hire one that has a pleasant appearance instead of the retarded balding, howdy doody look-a-like that you have in colmes.
Hey Bobster, what kind of compassionate conservative are you if you can’t support a filthy, lying, retarded, balding, howdy doody look-a-like having a job? Do you want me to be unemployed so you can pay for my food stamps?
From: Gary
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2014 9:01 PM
To: Show-ColmesYour indifference to what went on in Benghazi is pretty disgusting. What a jerk you are.
You’re right. We need more investigations! Let’s finally find out what happened that night! Two years and millions of dollars spent trying to find out how Obummer and Hitlery killed those four people isn’t enough!
From: Avi
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2014 9:18 PM
To: ShowColmesRadioDEAR JEW,
EDUCATE YOURSHELF DO NOT BE NINNY!
YOUR MULATTO PRESIDENT IS NOT HELPING THE VETS BY JUST BEING MAD AS HELL!!
BIBLE IS NOT HATE, FACTS AND TRUTH ARE NOT RACIST….
Is YOUR America doomed, YOU have..
CORRUPT POLITICIANS
NO MORALS AND FAMILY VALUES
NO LAW AND ORDER
obama care = TOTAL SLAVERY
GREED
WHITE GAY openly heterosexual African Americans
P.S. Negros now have a new beef, they call it WHITE privilege? what ever that means…
But the affirmative action is a negro privilege – JA?
HEY, negros do you know that you have a home country in Africa it is called LIBERIA…
Visit it some times! THERE IS NO WHITE PRIVILEGE THERE!!!!
Your second mulatto president barry soetoro AKA hussein barack obama preachies EQUALITY!
Where is the EQUALITY in the NBA=NEGRO BASKET BALL LEAGUE?
No women, no short people and no AMERICAN INDIANS! 96% are negros! GET A LIFE!
How did you know that “Jew” is a cute little nickname I have? That’s so sweet of you to use it like that! Oh, btw, the font style on your computer is stuck on bold. You might want to find a white person to check that out for you.
From: Chuck
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2014 9:38 AM
To: ShowColmesRadio
Subject: …saw you this morning on FOX !OMG, Alan ! Who does your “hair”…? (Wiley Coyote ?) …and get some new “glasses” ! You look like a phuck’n GEEK !
..Chuck, with more (wisdom) from the Trailer Park, way down here at Tampa Bay Florida !
Hi Chuckie…as a matter of fact I use the same stylist as Don King, and thanks for asking. Also, learn how to spell dirty words.
From: DBC
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2014 10:37 AM
To: ShowColmesRadio
Subject: Re: ScandalsMr. Colmes,
You know Alan, I’ve come to the conclusion that progressive leftist such as yourself, can I just go ahead and call you a communist(?) I mean, whether you are a progressive, a socialist, a liberal, a democrat, it’s all a distinction without a difference these days, you don’t mind wearing your true collars do you(?)…….. I’ve come to the conclusion that you and your fellow travelers in the movement suffer from brain damage. It’s either that or you all are closely following and advancing the suggested agenda of the Frankfurt School professors where in order to continue on this “long march forward” to this Utopian society that your striving so hard for, one must always argue the diametrically opposite of truth, evidence, experience, history, evil over good, wrong over right and immorality over morality. Have I got that about right?
Your efforts and those of your fellow travelers in trying to manipulate people into thinking that what they know to be good, right and moral…………may not be………and that those such as yourself, who always, without fail, espouse this contrarian, upside down nonsense in order to promote this supposed confusion, I can tell you, IT AIN’T WORKING. To the contrary, by continuing on with this inanity your movement is only making right minded people MORE RESOLUTE and righteously so, in the belief systems that have proven over the entire history of mankind, THAT WORK.
In closing Alan, it’s not difficult to see through this jovial, nice mannered schtick you present. I have no earthly idea how Monica can possibly stand you at the dinner table or otherwise. Be thankful that I am not your brother in law. You would cower in my presence…
Have a wonderful and real nice day Mr. Colmes
Hey, you with those 3 initials, I’m sure you’d be a delight to have at the dinner table, although I’d be real real scared and be so busy cowering I wouldn’t be able to function. In fact, I am now cowering by the computer as I type this. I can hardly alva [va[ r q4r ar545wdsbs
From: Claude
Sent: Thursday, May 22, 2014 8:10 PM
To: ShowColmesRadio
Subject: The apologist for your beloved Barack Obama (Satan should be proud of you)Satan your father she be so proud of you. Because every-time you
open your mouth, you lie, mislead & blame & you continue to
make excuses non-stop for the last five years.
you should just quit & stop acting like you care, you don’t
Faux outrage & anger over life.
you can burn in the lake of fire & Satan your father can meet
his bastard son’s.
666 is your name & number.
My number isn’t 666, it’s ___. Wait, if you think I’m giving you my number, you’re nuttier than a fruitcake.
Click here for reuse options!Copyright 2014 Liberaland
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 21:32
Wow! I’m glad that I decided on opening that next bottle of wine!
Tommy6860 August 3rd, 2014 at 22:37
You winer :P
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 23:02
Yes, it’s a nice Chianti.
Eric Trommater August 3rd, 2014 at 23:17
With a side of farva beans?
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 23:25
Of course, Claarice!
Alan August 3rd, 2014 at 23:07
I think the word is “vintner”
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 21:32
Wow! I’m glad that I decided on opening that next bottle of wine!
Tommy6860 August 3rd, 2014 at 22:37
You winer :P
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 23:02
Yes, it’s a nice Chianti.
Eric Trommater August 3rd, 2014 at 23:17
With a side of farva beans?
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 23:25
Of course, Claarice!
Alan August 3rd, 2014 at 23:07
I think the word is “vintner”
Denise August 3rd, 2014 at 21:37
wow! just wow!
Denise August 3rd, 2014 at 21:37
wow! just wow!
Anomaly 100 August 3rd, 2014 at 21:40
“educate yourshelf”?
Tammy Minton Haley August 3rd, 2014 at 21:53
oh, i liked “show your true collars”…
Anomaly 100 August 3rd, 2014 at 21:55
I missed that part. I think after reading republican for a few minutes, I start catching on.
Tammy Minton Haley August 3rd, 2014 at 22:01
it’s a special talent; a gift, as it were…
Anomaly 100 August 3rd, 2014 at 22:11
Also, they usually don’t use words with more than two syllables so that helps a lot with the translation.
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 22:03
Well, yes. Those closets need all the help they can get.
Alan August 3rd, 2014 at 22:55
My shelf never finished high school
Anomaly 100 August 3rd, 2014 at 22:56
I’m not surprised with college costs being so high.
Anomaly 100 August 3rd, 2014 at 21:40
“educate yourshelf”?
Tammy Minton Haley August 3rd, 2014 at 21:53
oh, i liked “show your true collars”…
Anomaly 100 August 3rd, 2014 at 21:55
I missed that part. I think after reading republican for a few minutes, I start catching on.
Tammy Minton Haley August 3rd, 2014 at 22:01
it’s a special talent; a gift, as it were…
Anomaly 100 August 3rd, 2014 at 22:11
Also, they usually don’t use words with more than two syllables so that helps a lot with the translation.
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 22:03
Well, yes. Those closets need all the help they can get.
Alan August 3rd, 2014 at 22:55
My shelf never finished high school
Anomaly 100 August 3rd, 2014 at 22:56
I’m not surprised with college costs being so high.
Ramona August 3rd, 2014 at 21:45
“You would cower in my presence. . . Have a wonderful and nice day, Mr. Colmes”
I think I’ve met this guy. Last time I saw him he was carrying a gun while singing “You Are My Sunshine”.
Eric Trommater August 3rd, 2014 at 22:47
“You will bow down before Zod! Would you like a cupcake? “
Ramona August 3rd, 2014 at 21:45
“You would cower in my presence. . . Have a wonderful and nice day, Mr. Colmes”
I think I’ve met this guy. Last time I saw him he was carrying a gun while singing “You Are My Sunshine”.
Eric Trommater August 3rd, 2014 at 22:47
“You will bow down before Zod! Would you like a cupcake? “
Obewon August 3rd, 2014 at 21:51
“Re: Scandals
IT AIN’T WORKING.”-Busted by their own Freudian slips!
Obewon August 3rd, 2014 at 21:51
“Re: Scandals
IT AIN’T WORKING.”-Busted by their own Freudian slips!
Tammy Minton Haley August 3rd, 2014 at 21:59
damn, that “claude” dude is quite the spiritual ambassador, isn’t he?
my, what a kind, loving way he has about him; why, i’d just love to talk to him about Jesus…wouldn’t ya’ll?
Tammy Minton Haley August 3rd, 2014 at 21:59
damn, that “claude” dude is quite the spiritual ambassador, isn’t he?
my, what a kind, loving way he has about him; why, i’d just love to talk to him about Jesus…wouldn’t ya’ll?
Mike Butkus Jr. August 3rd, 2014 at 22:25
Not surprised, but when I do hear or read the twisted
thoughts of these miss informed haters, it only strengthens my views. It was
comforting when I stumbled onto Freak-out and now Liberland realizing that I wasn’t
alone. It’s a collaboration of great minds that make this site what it is, it
just feels right. Keep it up you make me laugh on a daily.
Alan August 3rd, 2014 at 22:55
Who is Miss Informed? Also, shouldn’t it be Ms.?
Mike Butkus Jr. August 4th, 2014 at 09:38
lol (hand slaps face) oh brother…
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 23:03
Sucking up to Anomaly will only lose you a penis. Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Mike Butkus Jr. August 3rd, 2014 at 22:25
Not surprised, but when I do hear or read the twisted
thoughts of these miss informed haters, it only strengthens my views. It was
comforting when I stumbled onto Freak-out and now Liberland realizing that I wasn’t
alone. It’s a collaboration of great minds that make this site what it is, it
just feels right. Keep it up you make me laugh on a daily.
Alan August 3rd, 2014 at 22:55
Who is Miss Informed? Also, shouldn’t it be Ms.?
Mike Butkus Jr. August 4th, 2014 at 09:38
lol (hand slaps face) oh brother…
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 23:03
Sucking up to Anomaly will only lose you a penis. Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Tommy6860 August 3rd, 2014 at 22:36
You should keep an archive of these, then you and the admin select a dozen or so of the emails so we can vote on most eamil inane of the year.
Eric Trommater August 3rd, 2014 at 22:46
Also an archive of all the old FON articles would be a good idea. Just throwing that out there.
Tommy6860 August 3rd, 2014 at 22:36
You should keep an archive of these, then you and the admin select a dozen or so of the emails so we can vote on most inane email of the year.
Eric Trommater August 3rd, 2014 at 22:46
Also an archive of all the old FON articles would be a good idea. Just throwing that out there.
Tammy Minton Haley August 5th, 2014 at 10:37
love. love, love that idea! it could be a contest, with maybe “guest moderator for a night” as the prize!
Eric Trommater August 3rd, 2014 at 22:45
To paraphrase John Lovits as Micheal Dukakis in 1988 on the first George Bush: “I can’t believe we’re losing to these guys!”
How the hell are they projected to win the Senate and keep the House? Is it me?
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 23:04
No, but there are more of them than you, so there’s that.
Eric Trommater August 3rd, 2014 at 22:45
To paraphrase John Lovits as Micheal Dukakis in 1988 on the first George Bush: “I can’t believe we’re losing to these guys!”
How the hell are they projected to win the Senate and keep the House? Is it me?
tiredoftea August 3rd, 2014 at 23:04
No, but there are more of them than you, so there’s that.
MIAtheistGal August 4th, 2014 at 07:01
I feel for Alan. Must be tough trying to translate those emails from idiot to English.
William August 4th, 2014 at 15:37
“Must be tough trying to translate those emails from idiot to English”. Actually Alan has purchased software to help in in that endeavor.
MIAtheistGal August 4th, 2014 at 07:01
I feel for Alan. Must be tough trying to translate those emails from idiot to English.
William August 4th, 2014 at 15:37
“Must be tough trying to translate those emails from idiot to English”. Actually Alan has purchased software to help in in that endeavor.