Ted Nugent Totally Explains Why He’s Not Dead Or In Jail, As Promised
Alan Colmes spent some time with Ted Nugent on his radio show Thursday night and asked the rocker about that time he called Hillary Clinton a ‘worthless bitch”
Colmes said, “You have used the C word against her” as well as many other expletives to describe our elected officials including Barack Obama.
Still yet, Ted Nugent says he’s a victim and he used those terms because he’s an artist.
However, Nugent says those quotes (verbatim) were “taken out of context” but he “pleads guilty” which make sense to no one ever.
When Alan said, “You don’t need to use language like that,” Nugent said something about rock and roll. Or whatever.
So anyway, the draft-dodging, pants crapper said, “I need to search of accurate and emphatic terms to condemn what this President, what this administration, the corruption of power, the abuse of powers going on in this country, and in the heat of battle, after hearing story after story of good American families being jackbooted, because the EPA claims they’re on wetlands when there is no moisture. When their farms are being shut down because of a salamander where there’s no salamander. The wrong houses being raided”
That is the longest sentence ever, because salamanders.
Before you hear the actual interview, WTF does this even mean? The creator of long sentences said:
I was extremely agitated and I was coming out of a number of communications with a number of families that were heartbroken in tears and that interview erupted right then and there after discussing these tragedies, these offenses by our government and so those terms came out. What is a subhuman mongrel? It’s just terminology. How about this? Try this on for size. He’s a bad deceitful America hating man.
The most telling part of the interview is Ted Nugent explaining that he never crapped in his pants to avoid serving in the military. That claim came directly from Nugent, but now he denies saying it.
Put on your Hazmat suit and have a listen as to why Nugent is not dead or in jail, as promised:
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By: Anomaly100
Wingsfan81 August 1st, 2014 at 17:31
So basically he’s admitting he’s not only an idiot, he’s a pathological liar.
majii August 1st, 2014 at 18:29
Does Nugent suffer from some kind of brain damage because nothing he said in the interview made any sense at all. I’m wondering if he used some serious drugs when he was younger, and that they left him impaired and unable to think and express himself in a coherent manner.
majii August 1st, 2014 at 18:29
Does Nugent suffer from some kind of brain damage because nothing he said in the interview made any sense at all. I’m wondering if he used some serious drugs when he was younger, and that they left him impaired and unable to think and express himself in a coherent manner.
burqa August 1st, 2014 at 18:39
“Terrible Ted.”
Best nickname since “Bye Bye Balboni.”
burqa August 1st, 2014 at 18:39
“Terrible Ted.”
Best nickname since “Bye Bye Balboni.”
Edward Tivrusky IV August 1st, 2014 at 18:40
“He’s a bad deceitful America hating man.”
Just like you, Ted.
Edward Tivrusky IV August 1st, 2014 at 18:40
“He’s a bad deceitful America hating man.”
Just like you, Ted.
Scooter Livingston August 1st, 2014 at 18:54
Please, Ted. emulate your fellow Republican, R, Budd Dwyer….
Scooter Livingston August 1st, 2014 at 18:54
Please, Ted. emulate your fellow Republican, R, Budd Dwyer….
searambler August 1st, 2014 at 20:17
Word salad? Nah, more like verbal diarrhea…
searambler August 1st, 2014 at 20:17
Word salad? Nah, more like verbal diarrhea…
zerowolfe August 1st, 2014 at 21:57
wish nugent could do that steve martin routine with an arrow through his head, only for real…pure unadulterated garbage…rock and roller??? try psychotic sociopath….only thing more yucky than Ted the jerk are his fans. talk about the mentally sick and lame!
zerowolfe August 1st, 2014 at 21:57
wish nugent could do that steve martin routine with an arrow through his head, only for real…pure unadulterated garbage…rock and roller??? try psychotic sociopath….only thing more yucky than Ted the jerk are his fans. talk about the mentally sick and lame!
The_C_a_t August 1st, 2014 at 22:08
Euch. After less than a minute, I could take no more. I must bathe.
The_C_a_t August 1st, 2014 at 22:08
Euch. After less than a minute, I could take no more. I must bathe.
fancypants August 1st, 2014 at 23:00
Even a carnival entertainer can still afford good lawyers
fancypants August 1st, 2014 at 23:00
Even a carnival entertainer can still afford good lawyers
Lwayno August 2nd, 2014 at 09:27
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO TALK TO THIS WORTHLESS DIAPER CRAPPER??
Lwayno August 2nd, 2014 at 09:27
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO TALK TO THIS WORTHLESS DIAPER CRAPPER??
DBow August 2nd, 2014 at 19:54
Might be the biggest idiot to ever get air time in my lifetime.