Ted Nugent Totally Explains Why He’s Not Dead Or In Jail, As Promised
Alan Colmes spent some time with Ted Nugent on his radio show Thursday night and asked the rocker about that time he called Hillary Clinton a ‘worthless bitch”
Colmes said, “You have used the C word against her” as well as many other expletives to describe our elected officials including Barack Obama.
Still yet, Ted Nugent says he’s a victim and he used those terms because he’s an artist.
However, Nugent says those quotes (verbatim) were “taken out of context” but he “pleads guilty” which make sense to no one ever.
When Alan said, “You don’t need to use language like that,” Nugent said something about rock and roll. Or whatever.
So anyway, the draft-dodging, pants crapper said, “I need to search of accurate and emphatic terms to condemn what this President, what this administration, the corruption of power, the abuse of powers going on in this country, and in the heat of battle, after hearing story after story of good American families being jackbooted, because the EPA claims they’re on wetlands when there is no moisture. When their farms are being shut down because of a salamander where there’s no salamander. The wrong houses being raided”
That is the longest sentence ever, because salamanders.
Before you hear the actual interview, WTF does this even mean? The creator of long sentences said:
I was extremely agitated and I was coming out of a number of communications with a number of families that were heartbroken in tears and that interview erupted right then and there after discussing these tragedies, these offenses by our government and so those terms came out. What is a subhuman mongrel? It’s just terminology. How about this? Try this on for size. He’s a bad deceitful America hating man.
The most telling part of the interview is Ted Nugent explaining that he never crapped in his pants to avoid serving in the military. That claim came directly from Nugent, but now he denies saying it.
Put on your Hazmat suit and have a listen as to why Nugent is not dead or in jail, as promised:
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Larry Schmitt August 1st, 2014 at 07:29
How can you do that interview with a straight face? Or without throwing up? And “You took my words out of context” is always the refuge of a man caught with his foot in his mouth.
bhil August 1st, 2014 at 10:20
No one ever asks of the interviewed what is the context? In Teds case i am sure he doesn’t have a clue.
Larry Schmitt August 1st, 2014 at 07:29
How can you do that interview with a straight face? Or without throwing up? And “You took my words out of context” is always the refuge of a man caught with his foot in his mouth.
bhil August 1st, 2014 at 10:20
No one ever asks of the interviewed what is the context? In Teds case i am sure he doesn’t have a clue.
Steph August 1st, 2014 at 07:34
That does not even qualify as “word salad”. What Nugent does is more like “verbal vomit”. If ever Nugent and Palin would be interviewed together, the derp would collapse the universe into a black hole.
Pilotshark August 1st, 2014 at 08:56
Palin/Nugent 2016
the word salad, verbal vomit dream team of the teapublicans.
Tommy6860 August 1st, 2014 at 09:01
Haha, I like that, “Verbal vomit”. Maybe that’s what he regurgitates after consuming Palin’s word salad.
Larry Schmitt August 1st, 2014 at 10:01
The mikes would explode.
granpa.usthai August 1st, 2014 at 11:30
not to mention Sara having her first _____________ ever!
Steph August 1st, 2014 at 07:34
That does not even qualify as “word salad”. What Nugent does is more like “verbal vomit”. If ever Nugent and Palin would be interviewed together, the derp would collapse the universe into a black hole.
Pilotshark August 1st, 2014 at 08:56
Palin/Nugent 2016
the word salad, verbal vomit dream team of the teapublicans.
Tommy6860 August 1st, 2014 at 09:01
Haha, I like that, “Verbal vomit”. Maybe that’s what he regurgitates after consuming Palin’s word salad.
Larry Schmitt August 1st, 2014 at 10:01
The mikes would explode.
granpa.usthai August 1st, 2014 at 11:30
not to mention Sara having her first _____________ ever!
Abby Normal August 1st, 2014 at 07:58
The Poison Control Center recommends keeping a Ted Nugent CD in your medicine cabinet in case you run out of Syrup of ipecac.
Abby Normal August 1st, 2014 at 07:58
The Poison Control Center recommends keeping a Ted Nugent CD in your medicine cabinet in case you run out of Syrup of ipecac.
NW10 August 1st, 2014 at 07:59
http://www.egotripland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Ted_nugent_confederate-e1341849500986.jpg
Khary A August 1st, 2014 at 09:50
This is like visual ipecac.
(((NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ))) August 1st, 2014 at 07:59
http://www.egotripland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Ted_nugent_confederate-e1341849500986.jpg
The last of the Thousad Sons August 1st, 2014 at 09:50
This is like visual ipecac.
Republicans_are_Evil August 1st, 2014 at 08:14
We need to bring back compulsory incarceration in mental hospitals.
granpa.usthai August 1st, 2014 at 11:29
THAT DON’T COUNT!
he PROMISED ” jail or dead”!
can’t say as I’d blame law enforcement personnel for not wanting to change his diapers, but a PROMISE is a PROMISE and…
he BROKE his PROMISES!!! every one!
Republicans_are_Evil August 1st, 2014 at 08:14
We need to bring back compulsory incarceration in mental hospitals.
granpa.usthai August 1st, 2014 at 11:29
THAT DON’T COUNT!
he PROMISED ” jail or dead”!
can’t say as I’d blame law enforcement personnel for not wanting to change his diapers, but a PROMISE is a PROMISE and…
he BROKE his PROMISES!!! every one!
Tommy6860 August 1st, 2014 at 08:15
Reading this article was enough that I need nothing more than to listen to his screed. I’d just assume eat broken glass with a big gulp of drano.
Tommy6860 August 1st, 2014 at 08:15
Reading this article was enough that I need nothing more than to listen to his screed. I’d just assume eat broken glass with a big gulp of drano.
Shades August 1st, 2014 at 09:05
So he was lying then or he’s lying now. Yeah, that pumps up his credibility.
M D Reese August 1st, 2014 at 12:06
Knowing him, he was lying both times…
Bob H August 1st, 2014 at 13:58
Shades, I’d bet he’s lying both times, but a lot more now then earlier.
William August 1st, 2014 at 09:05
Theodore DID go into great detail about living in his own filth to avoid the draft. He did it when it was considered “cool” to do outrageous and anti establishment things in the rock and roll culture. I remember the interview. I remember it quite vividly because I was in the service at the time. I read it and passed it around. Admittedly I was bitter during that time because of Jimmie Carters blanket Amnesty to draft dodgers. I was also still mourning the loss of a someone close to me whose parents didn’t have the money to buy the coveted college deferment.
I guess in retrospect, I forgive an awful lot. It was (as all wars are) unjust and a failure of the species. What I cannot forgive is those that come back later wrapped in a flag, waving a gun and calling themselves “patriots”. Further…
If you brag about sex with a 13 year old, and receive multiple convictions for poaching, you do NOT speak for or represent responsible gun owners. Theodore Nugent is a blight, a disgrace, and a festering boil on what used to be a consortium of sportsman that called themselves the NRA. There was a time when convicted poachers were shunned by hunters.
M D Reese August 1st, 2014 at 12:05
Well said.
Shades August 1st, 2014 at 09:05
So he was lying then or he’s lying now. Yeah, that pumps up his credibility.
M D Reese August 1st, 2014 at 12:06
Knowing him, he was lying both times…
Bob H August 1st, 2014 at 13:58
Shades, I’d bet he’s lying both times, but a lot more now then earlier.
William August 1st, 2014 at 09:05
Theodore DID go into great detail about living in his own filth to avoid the draft. He did it when it was considered “cool” to do outrageous and anti establishment things in the rock and roll culture. I remember the interview. I remember it quite vividly because I was in the service at the time. I read it and passed it around. Admittedly I was bitter during that time because of Jimmie Carters blanket Amnesty to draft dodgers. I was also still mourning the loss of a someone close to me whose parents didn’t have the money to buy the coveted college deferment.
I guess in retrospect, I forgive an awful lot. It was (as all wars are) unjust and a failure of the species. What I cannot forgive is those that come back later wrapped in a flag, waving a gun and calling themselves “patriots”. Further…
If you brag about sex with a 13 year old, and receive multiple convictions for poaching, you do NOT speak for or represent responsible gun owners. Theodore Nugent is a blight, a disgrace, and a festering boil on what used to be a consortium of sportsman that called themselves the NRA. There was a time when convicted poachers were shunned by hunters.
M D Reese August 1st, 2014 at 12:05
Well said.
crc3 August 1st, 2014 at 09:27
I’m not listening to that video because TN is himself a piece of cr*p and I and everyone else knows it. It angers me that he is still alive and breathing what’s left of my clean air…
crc3 August 1st, 2014 at 09:27
I’m not listening to that video because TN is himself a piece of cr*p and I and everyone else knows it. It angers me that he is still alive and breathing what’s left of my clean air…
R.J. Carter August 1st, 2014 at 09:47
Interviews with Ted are fun to do. You just put the question out there, sit back, and let Ted be Ted.
R.J. Carter August 1st, 2014 at 09:47
Interviews with Ted are fun to do. You just put the question out there, sit back, and let Ted be Ted.