The Crass Menagerie

Posted by | July 31, 2014 17:00 | Filed under: Contributors Opinion Politics Tengrain Top Stories

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For those of you who thought Dubya was illiterate (“Not so. Mah parents were married! And t’ each other!”) think again, because Crown books will publish his biography of his father George H.W. Bush:

According to Crown, the book will cover the elder Bush’s whole life and his influence on his son, from George W.’s “childhood in West Texas to his early campaign trips with his father, and from his decision to go into politics to his own two-term presidency.”

The book will be “heartfelt, intimate, and illuminating,” Crown publisher Maya Mavjee said in a statement.

The book will be about 300 pages long (wide margins? Double-spaced lines?) and W done wrote it all by his lonesome, with a fresh pencil ‘n everything. Hopefully it will cover the famous drunken fistfight challenge with Poppy and be named something like, Everything I Ever Wanted To Know About Invading Iraq But Was Afraid To Ask.

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16 responses to The Crass Menagerie

  1. edmeyer_able July 31st, 2014 at 17:38

    Must be Georgie finally found those WMD’s, turns out they were right there between the Q&E the N&, and the S&F the whole time.

  2. edmeyer_able July 31st, 2014 at 17:38

    Must be Georgie finally found those WMD’s, turns out they were right there between the Q&E the N&, and the S&F the whole time.

  3. NW10 July 31st, 2014 at 17:45

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ULlNyV4vetY/SPmIt4Ma-pI/AAAAAAAAA2E/5LJS3EkVFFI/s400/bush-happens.jpg

  4. (((NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ))) July 31st, 2014 at 17:45

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ULlNyV4vetY/SPmIt4Ma-pI/AAAAAAAAA2E/5LJS3EkVFFI/s400/bush-happens.jpg

  5. Suzanne McFly July 31st, 2014 at 18:09

    He is giving himself waaaay too much length there if you ask me.

  6. Suzanne McFly July 31st, 2014 at 18:09

    He is giving himself waaaay too much length there if you ask me.

  7. jasperjava July 31st, 2014 at 19:21

    Is the publisher going to include crayons with this coloring book?

  8. jasperjava July 31st, 2014 at 19:21

    Is the publisher going to include crayons with this coloring book?

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