American Declares Himself King Of North Sudan

Posted by | July 16, 2014 09:35 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories


And it’s good to be the king! That is, if you don’t mind no water, no agriculture, no natural resources, no infrastructure. Sounds like a little slice of libertarian heaven. Or maybe an untameable desert. Newsweek takes you to northernmost Africa for the details…

By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

18 responses to American Declares Himself King Of North Sudan

  1. R.J. Carter July 16th, 2014 at 09:38

    If only the moon weren’t so damned difficult to get to…

  2. R.J. Carter July 16th, 2014 at 09:38

    If only the moon weren’t so damned difficult to get to…

  3. Anomaly 100 July 16th, 2014 at 09:52

    And I declare myself Empress of the Universe!

  4. Anomaly 100 July 16th, 2014 at 09:52

    And I declare myself Empress of the Universe!

  5. Roctuna July 16th, 2014 at 10:06

    It’s been done

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJf5rO0-BM

    • John_St_John July 16th, 2014 at 12:20

      Great movie though.

  6. Roctuna July 16th, 2014 at 10:06

    It’s been done

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJf5rO0-BM

    • John_St_John July 16th, 2014 at 12:20

      Great movie though.

  7. John_St_John July 16th, 2014 at 11:58

    I will leave it to all of you to try and figure out what political party this moronic imbecile gravitates towards.

  8. John_St_John July 16th, 2014 at 11:58

    I will leave it to all of you to try and figure out what political party this moronic imbecile gravitates towards.

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