Hate Mail: You Should Hear How She Talks About You Edition
From: Mary
Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2014 10:07 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Fox commentsYou have a bad habit of answering comments with snarky personal attacks on people with whom you disagree. You are losing any credibility you might have. I would suggest you look to changing that habit.
You spelled “bad” wrong, Mar. It should be spelled “good.” ;)
From: Frank
Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2014 9:02 PM
To: AlanAllen..your days are numbered….
obummer will loose you like a bad habit,,,
no wonder you’re happy to go on progan’s(IDIOT imushole) progan….
it’s entertaining to listen to the other side once in a while though
good luck,,good life
I go on “progan’s”?
From: K B
Sent: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 7:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Shame on youI know this means nothing to you because you know all as a liberal…….you are condescending and hateful I listened to you while you let listeners, as a matter of fact, listened to you disregard all from the south not to mention we the people in The Villages…you will loose anybody’s opinion from the villages, and your numb nutz will loose elections because of us…unless you keep playing the race card & ur guest now, ignorant guest….and he is the epitome of a raciest. Thx nigga
What was that you said about being “hateful” again?
From: EGAO
To: Alan
Subject: ALANALAN COMES YOU ARE A DOPE OBAMA CARE SUCKS LIKE YOU. THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT HAVE CARCER AND CANT GET INTO ALOT OF HOSPITALS AND GET TREATED BECAUSE OF ASSHOLECARE THEY WON’T ACCEPT IT LIKE SLONECETERING IN NY, I KNOW YOU AND OBAMA DONT CARE BUT ALOT OF US DO. I KNOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE ASSHOLE CARE SO YOU DON’T CARE, YOU ARE A COMUNIST JUST LIKE OBAMA, JUST REMEMBER CONSERITISUM WILL BEAT COMUNISUM, ASSHOLE. THANK GOD THERE ARE GREAT AMERICANS LIKE MARK LIVEN, RUSH, HANNITY, MIKE LEE ,TED CRUZ AND OTHERS, MABY YOU SHOULD READ SOME OF MARK LIVENS BOOKS, I FOGOT YOU CAN’T READ YOU NATZI
I hope you get the caps button on your keyboard fixed. It appears to be stuck.
From: John
Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2014 8:36 PM
To:AlanWhen you change your mind about gun control it will be too late! And then you expect everybody else to defend your lazy ass. You have done a terrible injustice to the American people with your disinformation. Who were you hide behind when history repeats itself ?
My ass is not lazy! You have it confused with my elbow. My elbow is quite lazy and likes to rest when I am sitting at a table.
From: bobbi
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 8:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: WussiePerverter of Constitutional rights. Saw you on O’Riley – was the poor little howdy doody look alike intimidated by big bad mommy in law? Poor little pansy baby, it’s a pity that Fox can’t find some Liberal men. But of course, there are no liberal men are there, you gutless little pansy. You’re disgusting. Now be sure and put this on you fb site with another smart mouthed remark and pretend that you actually had the nerve to talk back to a man. Your libber filth will believe it because they’re just as stupid as you.
Please don’t hurt me.
From: liberalh8r
Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2014 8:23 PM
To:AlanYou are the dumbest fucking liberal excuse making jackass around. Quit Fox because you beling on MSNBC along side that other cocksucker Chris Mathews!!!!
I think one more exclamation mark would have done the trick! PS: Nice screen name.
From: Edward
Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2014 8:41 PM
To: Alan
Subject: HonestyThere was a time when you were honest…Today I saw you take phony offense at Obama being called a liar. He is in fact a serial liar. Everyone who follows politics knows this is so. You have become a partisan hack, boring and irrelevant. I wonder if you are ashamed of yourself as you dissemble through commentary. I hope so. It would mean you have a soul.
I am very, very, ashamed. Let’s keep that between us.
From: bob
Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2014 8:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: liarfirst of all colmes, you totally looked like a dork with those glasses on. So glad to see you trying to cover for your low life lying piece of human filth obama. Now the proof is out, the murdering piece of dog crap allowed those 4 individuals to die just so he could get re-elected. And total human filth like you not only allowed it but propagrated it. Y;;our a disgusting little turd of a man. Great to see that the Crowley girl was having a field day putting you in your place. And as far as calling the maggot in the white house a liar, tough shit idiot, that is exactly what that liberal socialistic bastard is. Can’t wait to see this letter in your “hate mail’ file. Try to make yourself sound like a big tough man now you gutless turd.
Since you live to see your letter in my “hate mail file,” here it is. I am here only to serve.
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R.J. Carter July 10th, 2014 at 13:21
OH great, now I have an earworm…
Anomaly 100 July 10th, 2014 at 13:28
That’s Alan’s nice mail. I’ve seen some the nastier comments he gets sent to him on his Facebook page. I’m one of the admins. And then there’s Twitter. Whoa! Alan must be truly evil to get so many people upset:-)
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 13:47
These Right Wingers need a repeat of trolling 101. Rule 1 of trolling is to never let the person you are trolling know you are trolling them. My angry letters to GOP talking heads always begin” Dear Right Wing Nut Job, I’m a long time fan but . . . . “
Suzanne McFly July 10th, 2014 at 15:42
Why are old white men so damn angry? Like they have their “cycle” 247365
Anomaly 100 July 10th, 2014 at 16:30
Maybe because they know their party is dying off.
Tommy6860 July 10th, 2014 at 18:05
Or because their wives read liberal sites like these and discover life beyond kitchens, laundry and bedrooms.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:11
Uhh, they’re old, they’re white, they’re flaccid?
Suzanne McFly July 10th, 2014 at 15:42
Why are old white men so damn angry? Like they have their “cycle” 247365
Billy Jackson July 10th, 2014 at 13:55
Just be glad it’s not in your butt.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 14:23
Earworms can get in your butt?
Billy Jackson July 10th, 2014 at 14:50
Yes, by way of the auditory/anal canal.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 14:52
Good to know, thanks! I’m very happy that I never developed a taste for ABBA.
Billy Jackson July 10th, 2014 at 14:55
Glad to hear that, Fernando…… :-)
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 14:58
How did you know I look like him?
Billy Jackson July 10th, 2014 at 15:01
I ‘took a chance on you’ and guessed.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 15:02
Now, you’re getting creepy!
m2old4bs July 10th, 2014 at 17:22
Aaaahhhh, now you are sending me back in time …. the both of you!
R.J. Carter July 10th, 2014 at 13:21
OH great, now I have an earworm…
Anomaly 100 July 10th, 2014 at 13:28
That’s Alan’s nice mail. I’ve seen some the nastier comments he gets sent to him on his Facebook page. I’m one of the admins. And then there’s Twitter. Whoa! Alan must be truly evil to get so many people upset:-)
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 13:47
These Right Wingers need a repeat of trolling 101. Rule 1 of trolling is to never let the person you are trolling know you are trolling them. My angry letters to GOP talking heads always begin” Dear Right Wing Nut Job, I’m a long time fan but . . . . “
Suzanne McFly July 10th, 2014 at 15:42
Why are old white men so damn angry? Like they have their “cycle” 247365
Anomaly 100 July 10th, 2014 at 16:30
Maybe because they know their party is dying off.
Tommy6860 July 10th, 2014 at 18:05
Or because their wives read liberal sites like these and discover life beyond kitchens, laundry and bedrooms.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:11
Uhh, they’re old, they’re white, they’re flaccid?
Billy Jackson July 10th, 2014 at 13:55
Just be glad it’s not in your butt.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 14:23
Earworms can get in your butt?
Billy Jackson July 10th, 2014 at 14:50
Yes, by way of the auditory/anal canal.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 14:52
Good to know, thanks! I’m very happy that I never developed a taste for ABBA.
Billy Jackson July 10th, 2014 at 14:55
Glad to hear that, Fernando…… :-)
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 14:58
How did you know I look like him?
Billy Jackson July 10th, 2014 at 15:01
I ‘took a chance on you’ and guessed.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 15:02
Now, you’re getting creepy!
m2old4bs July 10th, 2014 at 17:22
Aaaahhhh, now you are sending me back in time …. the both of you! You and Tea that is. (edited for clarity’s sake .. at least, that was the intent if not the result.)
M A G July 10th, 2014 at 13:28
As always, the grammar and punctuation make me cringe. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool…
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 13:41
I resemble that remark!
Suzanne McFly July 10th, 2014 at 15:41
Exactly!!!!!
Suzanne McFly July 10th, 2014 at 15:41
Exactly!!!!!
MIAtheistGal July 10th, 2014 at 13:28
As always, the grammar and punctuation make me cringe. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool…
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 13:41
I resemble that remark!
Suzanne McFly July 10th, 2014 at 15:41
Exactly!!!!!
smf74 July 10th, 2014 at 14:21
These are fun! I want to try…
———
Dere Allen,
You and the liberuls are distroying this cunttree why can you not by like Ted Cruise and cruise into the future like he did on that one movie because is was real fun to watch him and his friend on that wonderful adventure but you can not be like him because you’re a comunist and probably go on adventures with Obummer to Kenya with all the other socialist because that is what Rush says and even Fox news too but you think you are so smart anD I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE HAHAHA SUCK IT LIBERULS WHO IS SO SMART NOW.
neworleans878 July 10th, 2014 at 14:49
Just couldn’t do it could you…started off with atrocious spelling but just couldn’t continue through out with the same passion.
Guess it hurt your head too much.
Other than that, very respectable rant. If you can get you to misspell more, we can send you to infiltrate Breitbart or The Blaze.
smf74 July 10th, 2014 at 16:27
Yeah, I missed the “you’re” and “too” and only realized after I posted. It was a fun start but I had to quickly close as felt a need to do some coal rollin.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:13
You’ve got to do something about THAT CAPS LOCK!! IT KEEPS TURNING OFF!!
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:20
cAPSLOCK was either invented by Satan or my ex-wife to personally torment me.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:22
There’s a difference?
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:25
Satan texts me less often and hasn’t yet sucked away my will to live. On second thought it had to have been my ex-wife’s invention!
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:26
But, he did give you your writing skills in exchange for your immortal soul, of course. She can’t get that from you, at least.
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:27
She only got half of them in the divorce. I had a good lawyer.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:28
Half a soul. Is that kinda like Sand Dabs, only less filling?
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:29
My soul? . . . more like carp.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:31
Bottom feeders are nice.
Suzanne McFly July 10th, 2014 at 15:40
I don’t care who you are, that’s pretty funny right there lol
Alan July 10th, 2014 at 16:45
Good job! You are officially a troll.
ChrisVosburg July 10th, 2014 at 17:43
JUST WHAT A NATZI WOULD SAY!
smf74 July 10th, 2014 at 17:46
Trool? Is that sum fancy Kenyan dish you eat with Obummer
and you and the liberuls are always using those upitty colige edgeicated turms
and if Raygun was here he wood go all star wars on your comunist butt and you and
you would not no freedum because hour 2nd admendment says so and god
does to BUT I NO THAT ONE DAY WHEN THEY COME TO TAKE YOUR GUN AND YOU DONT HAVE
ONE BECAUSE YOU DONT BELIVE IN THE TRUE FREEDUM LIKE CLIVEN BUNDY AND IF HE WAS
PRESEDINT HE WOULD BILD THE DANG FENCE!!!
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:19
I’ve actually sent articles to Alan in worse shape and he edited the for me.
smf74 July 10th, 2014 at 14:21
These are fun! I want to try…
———
Dere Allen,
You and the liberuls are distroying this cunttree why can you not by like Ted Cruise and cruise into the future like he did on that one movie because is was real fun to watch him and his friend on that wonderful adventure but you can not be like him because you’re a comunist and probably go on adventures with Obummer to Kenya with all the other socialist because that is what Rush says and even Fox news too but you think you are so smart anD I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE HAHAHA SUCK IT LIBERULS WHO IS SO SMART NOW.
nola878 July 10th, 2014 at 14:49
Just couldn’t do it could you…started off with atrocious spelling but just couldn’t continue through out with the same passion.
Guess it hurt your head too much.
Other than that, very respectable rant. If we can get you to misspell more, we can send you to infiltrate Breitbart or The Blaze.
smf74 July 10th, 2014 at 16:27
Yeah, I missed the “you’re” and “too” and only realized after I posted. It was a fun start but I had to quickly close as felt a need to do some coal rollin.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:13
You’ve got to do something about THAT CAPS LOCK!! IT KEEPS TURNING OFF!!
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:20
cAPSLOCK was either invented by Satan or my ex-wife to personally torment me.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:22
There’s a difference?
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:25
Satan texts me less often and hasn’t yet sucked away my will to live. On second thought it had to have been my ex-wife’s invention!
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:26
But, he did give you your writing skills in exchange for your immortal soul, of course. She can’t get that from you, at least.
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:27
She only got half of them in the divorce. I had a good lawyer.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:28
Half a soul. Is that kinda like Sand Dabs, only less filling?
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:29
My soul? . . . more like carp.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 23:31
Bottom feeders are nice.
Suzanne McFly July 10th, 2014 at 15:40
I don’t care who you are, that’s pretty funny right there lol
Alan July 10th, 2014 at 16:45
Good job! You are officially a troll.
ChrisVosburg July 10th, 2014 at 17:43
JUST WHAT A NATZI WOULD SAY!
smf74 July 10th, 2014 at 17:46
Trool? Is that sum fancy Kenyan dish you eat with Obummer
and you and the liberuls are always using those upitty colige edgeicated turms
and if Raygun was here he wood go all star wars on your comunist butt and you and
you would not no freedum because hour 2nd admendment says so and god
does to BUT I NO THAT ONE DAY WHEN THEY COME TO TAKE YOUR GUN AND YOU DONT HAVE
ONE BECAUSE YOU DONT BELIVE IN THE TRUE FREEDUM LIKE CLIVEN BUNDY AND IF HE WAS
PRESEDINT HE WOULD BILD THE DANG FENCE!!!
Eric Trommater July 10th, 2014 at 23:19
I’ve actually sent articles to Alan in worse shape and he edited them for me.
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 14:24
OK, they convinced me. YOU SUK!
tiredoftea July 10th, 2014 at 14:24
OK, they convinced me. YOU SUK!
R.J. Carter July 10th, 2014 at 15:21
So, Alan, do you think Melissa Manchester is right? That they’re “really in love” with you. :)
Anomaly 100 July 10th, 2014 at 16:32
I’m pretty sure the All Caps Guy has a thang for Alan.
R.J. Carter July 10th, 2014 at 15:21
So, Alan, do you think Melissa Manchester is right? That they’re “really in love” with you. :)
Anomaly 100 July 10th, 2014 at 16:32
I’m pretty sure the All Caps Guy has a thang for Alan.
Tommy6860 July 10th, 2014 at 17:01
Can we do like a monthly poll on who the nuttiest wingers are that send these emails? This guy “EGAO” would be the clear front runner. Aside from the caps, it appears he studied heavily on Sarah Palin’s book, ‘Hukt on Fonix’.
Tommy6860 July 10th, 2014 at 17:01
Can we do like a monthly poll on who the nuttiest wingers are that send these emails? This guy “EGAO” would be the clear front runner. Aside from the caps, it appears he studied heavily on Sarah Palin’s book, ‘Hukt on Fonix’.
ChrisVosburg July 10th, 2014 at 17:37
bobbi (who I bet dots her “i” with a little heart) writes of Alan: Saw you on O’Riley – was the poor little howdy doody look alike intimidated
Oh, I dunno, bobbi, I think he looks more like Commander Data.
ChrisVosburg July 10th, 2014 at 17:37
bobbi (who I bet dots her “i” with a little heart) writes of Alan: Saw you on O’Riley – was the poor little howdy doody look alike intimidated
Oh, I dunno, bobbi, I think he looks more like Commander Data.
Elliot J. Stamler July 10th, 2014 at 20:15
I enjoyed this column. You are the only public personality other than Alan Dershowitz who has published some of their hate mail. I love it–it’s a hoot! I can’t understand people who get upset at reading this stuff-I think it’s funny as hell. As for the illiterate knuckle-draggging drooling fascist filth who write it their comments demonstrate what they are.
Elliot J. Stamler July 10th, 2014 at 20:15
I enjoyed this column. You are the only public personality other than Alan Dershowitz who has published some of their hate mail. I love it–it’s a hoot! I can’t understand people who get upset at reading this stuff-I think it’s funny as hell. As for the illiterate knuckle-dragging drooling fascist filth who write it their comments demonstrate what they are.