Bobby Jindal’s Not-So-Silent War

Posted by | June 23, 2014 12:14 | Filed under: Contributors Opinion Politics Tengrain


Over the weekend, famous boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal was attending (Jack Abramoff’s glabrous grifting pool boy) Ralph Reed’s Faith and Freedom conference, the religious right’s annual hootenanny of fears, biases, and resentments. Jindal sees revolution brewing:

“I can sense right now a rebellion brewing amongst these United States,” Jindal said, “where people are ready for a hostile takeover of Washington, D.C., to preserve the American Dream for our children and grandchildren.”

Oh! I saw the Sixth Sense! Do you sense dead people, too, Bobby?

What I sense is a failed governor trying to garner support for a doomed White House bid by agitating the rubes and paranoids. But do continue, Governor.

The governor said there was a “silent war” on religious liberty being fought in the U.S. — a country that he said was built on that liberty.

“I am tired of the left. They say they’re for tolerance, they say they respect diversity. The reality is this: They respect everybody unless you happen to disagree with them,” he said. “The left is trying to silence us and I’m tired of it, I won’t take it anymore.”

Bobby Jindal WON’T TAKE IT ANYMORE, so onward Christian Soldiers! He’s taking DC! Bobby Jindal respects diversity as long as it is Christian, willing to kill off public schools, and watches Duck Dynasty.

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6 responses to Bobby Jindal’s Not-So-Silent War

  1. edmeyer_able June 23rd, 2014 at 12:21

    Bobbie knows his base well.

  2. edmeyer_able June 23rd, 2014 at 12:21

    Bobbie knows his base well.

  3. BanditBasheert June 23rd, 2014 at 13:02

    Why is this idiot obsessed with his hand? Does he expect a demon to come out of his palm? Is he practicing to conduct his next exorcism?
    Aside from having no personality, this guy is simply insane.

    For those doubters, here is the video of Booby’s exorcism:

    http://youtu.be/9xAS9X8czL4

    • Eric Trommater June 23rd, 2014 at 13:21

      He tried exorcism in college? I tried ecstacy in college. It didn’t have a calming effect on me though I just ran around the room petting a stuffed animal and asking my friends: “Can I touch? I’ll pay you? Please?” Ah college. Crazy days!

  4. BanditBasheert June 23rd, 2014 at 13:02

    Why is this idiot obsessed with his hand? Does he expect a demon to come out of his palm? Is he practicing to conduct his next exorcism?
    Aside from having no personality, this guy is simply insane.

    For those doubters, here is the video of Booby’s exorcism which he performed because a girl was “acting funny” (in other words, she probably was smart and said “NO”.:

    http://youtu.be/9xAS9X8czL4

    • Eric Trommater June 23rd, 2014 at 13:21

      He tried exorcism in college? I tried ecstacy in college. It didn’t have a calming effect on me though I just ran around the room petting a stuffed animal and asking my friends: “Can I touch? I’ll pay you? Please?” Ah college. Crazy days!

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