SATIRE: Why Did No One Warn Us This Would Happen?
Ach! Himmel. (Sorry, I was channeling the spirit of my German grandmother there.)
Insurgents? Storming cities in Iraq?
The Iraqi soldiers we trained and armed and bled and died for, dropping their weapons and running away?
How can this be? How can a thing like this happen? Why didn’t anyone warn us that removing the evil-but-stabilizing-influence that was Saddam Hussein would cause this sort of bloodshed? How could we have foreseen that a country that was basically created by drawing lines on a map at a conference table mixing three groups of people who hate each other would dissolve into chaos without a strong, brutal leader there to keep the lid on things.
Surel,y SOMEONE in the Obama White House back in 2001 when he first became president and worked out the advance plans for taking out Saddam because he tried to kill G. W. Bush’s daddy, someone MUST have said, “Hey! Barack! Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Yeah, he’s a madman. But he keeps the lid on the pressure cooker. Remove the lid without an equally strong lid to replace it? BOOM!”
Why didn’t Illinois State Senator Barack Obama CONSIDER this back in 2001? Why didn’t he REALIZE that the same neocon warmongers who sacrificed over 4,000 American lives to punish someone he knew had nothing to do with September 11, 2001 attacks would, just a scant 13 years later, be rending their garments, plucking their beards from their chins, coating themselves with ashes and screaming, crying, ululating at the top of their high-pitched little warmongering lungs that Obama commit MORE American lives to this horrible, horrible, woeful lost cause that is Iraq that we created for no other reason than we wanted to?
Everyone knows that when you crap all over a nice, expensive rug, the only way to get it clean is to keep crapping on it until you’re good and empty!
When will Barack HUSSEIN Obama (coincidence) be held responsible for these terrible decisions that George W. Bush made?
Did we learn NOTHING from our heroic rescue of Saigon from the clutches of the Communist menace that attempted to overrun South Vietnam in the 1970’s until Richard M. Nixon flexed his mighty man parts, sending in more and more troops, sacrificing more and more American lives and treasure until he finally drove the Commies back into China where they belong?
Why can’t we do the same thing in Iraq that St. Richard of Nixon did in Vietnam?
Some people just never learn the lessons of history.
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14 responses to SATIRE: Why Did No One Warn Us This Would Happen?
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Gail S June 12th, 2014 at 14:59
Hey Billy, who did you steal this content off of?
Anomaly 100 June 12th, 2014 at 15:23
That’s a pretty jaw dropping claim to make to a writer. Care to back it up?
Bill Schmalfeldt June 12th, 2014 at 19:26
It’s a troll who is following me over here from another website. He’s using my wife’s name, so I have a pretty good idea of who it is.
Anomaly 100 June 12th, 2014 at 19:42
I can check the IP address. Better yet, he should be banned.
Bill Schmalfeldt June 12th, 2014 at 19:54
If you could share that IP address with me at lordofsatire at gmail dot com, that would be helpful as there is a lawsuit going on.
Anomaly 100 June 12th, 2014 at 19:57
I’m not sure but I think by law I am not allowed to do that. I can check out the legalities though. Otherwise, I would.
Jackie June 12th, 2014 at 20:37
I’d be careful with that. Bill is subject to a Peace order for Harassment in MD. He has a Restraining order against him, again for harassment, from Arizona. He is also currently in Federal litigation for Copyright infringement and has had several books pulled from self publishing platforms due to the copyright infringement. Amazon has also now refused to carry his Kindle books, again, due to his copyright violations.
The charges from AZ stem from his misuse of IP addresses harvested from his blog in order to ‘dox’ people that disagree with him, hence the restraining order. He was horribly mistaken about an IP address and his super investigation journalism skills led him to publishing pictures of someones baby, all the families personal info (address, names,etc) AND Photoshoping an innocent woman’s image onto a large cactus made in the shape of a penis. No, I am not kidding. He did all that based on being very mistaken about an IP address. So again, use an abundance of caution with him. He is….unpredictable at best.
Gail S June 12th, 2014 at 14:59
Hey Billy, who did you steal this content off of?
Anomaly 100 June 12th, 2014 at 15:23
That’s a pretty jaw dropping claim to make to a writer. Care to back it up?
Bill Schmalfeldt June 12th, 2014 at 19:26
It’s a troll who is following me over here from another website. He’s using my wife’s name, so I have a pretty good idea of who it is.
Anomaly 100 June 12th, 2014 at 19:42
I can check the IP address. Better yet, he should be banned since he’s hassling you.
Bill Schmalfeldt June 12th, 2014 at 19:54
If you could share that IP address with me at lordofsatire at gmail dot com, that would be helpful as there is a lawsuit going on.
Anomaly 100 June 12th, 2014 at 19:57
I’m not sure but I think by law I am not allowed to do that. I can check out the legalities though. Otherwise, I would.
Jackie June 12th, 2014 at 20:37
I’d be careful with that. Bill is subject to a Peace order for Harassment in MD. He has a Restraining order against him, again for harassment, from Arizona. He is also currently in Federal litigation for Copyright infringement and has had several books pulled from self publishing platforms due to the copyright infringement. Amazon has also now refused to carry his Kindle books, again, due to his copyright violations.
The charges from AZ stem from his misuse of IP addresses harvested from his blog in order to ‘dox’ people that disagree with him, hence the restraining order. He was horribly mistaken about an IP address and his super investigation journalism skills led him to publishing pictures of someones baby, all the families personal info (address, names,etc) AND Photoshoping an innocent woman’s image onto a large cactus made in the shape of a penis. No, I am not kidding. He did all that based on being very mistaken about an IP address. So again, use an abundance of caution with him. He is….unpredictable at best.