Hail, CPAC! Silly Season Is Upon Us. Can Spring Be Far Behind?

To this liberal there is no more fun in the world than when CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) comes to Virtual Town.  I look forward to the two-day conference every year and I’m never disappointed. Best comedy show ever!

This year’s roster includes all the usual Biggies:  Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, Chris Christie (Wait. . .seriously?),  Marco Rubio, Rick Perry, Jim DeMint, Mike Huckabee, Wayne LaPierre, and lastly but not leastly–not in his eyes, anyway–Donald Trump.  (Inside, but not on the front page:  Newt Gingrich, Ralph Reed, Mark Levin, Ann Coulter, Grover Norquist, Michele Bachmann, Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North and a star-studded cast of delightfully daffy dozens.  (Their guy Rush Limbaugh seems to be conspicuously missing, unless I missed something.  I included his photo here, just for old time’s sake.)

A few of the workshop titles (Full PDF schedule here):

• More Guns, Less Crime:  How Law Enforcement is Beginning to Embrace a Well-Armed Civilian Population.
• Healthcare After ObamaCAre:  A Practical Guide for Living When No One Has Insurance and America Runs Out of Doctors
• Conservative Journalism:  From Benghazi to the IRS – A Layman’s Guide to Covering “Phony Scandals” New Media Style.  Sponsored by TownHall Regnery Publishing  [Ed Note:  Is that an admission that they are, in fact, “phony scandals”?  I think so!  Remember, you read it here first.]

There will be a  book signing by former candidate Christine O’Donnell. (Remember her?  She is still not a witch.)  Also one by Newt’s current wife, Callista.  And one by Ann Coulter.  (I’m swooning.  Bring on the smelling salts. Can this be Heaven?)

Ted Cruz is speaking right now, as I write this, and he has his McCarthy face on.  He’s got the voice down pat, and you gotta hand it to him–he could be teaching Demagoguery 101.  He’s that good.  Already I’m hearing “first amendment rights” and “second amendment rights”.  I should just stop watching.  I’ll never get anything done.

So, since I have a busy day today, I’m going to pull myself away from this.  If anything really exciting/hilarious happens in the next couple of days I’ll put my reporting cap back on and bring it to you posthaste and pronto.

For your further entertainment,  I’ve written about past CPACs here, here and here.   I don’t know–those guys just tickle my funny bone.  I get an even bigger kick out of the fact that it’s not my funny bone they’re after, but, no matter how hard they try, that’s as much as they’re ever going to get from me.

By: Ramona Grigg

Ramona Grigg is a freelance columnist and blogger living in Michigan's Upper Peninsula.. She owns the liberal-leaning blog, Ramona's Voices, and is a contributor to Liberaland and on the masthead at Dagblog.