Jihadis, Miffed At Sochi Success, Pray For Earthquake

Awwww, the poor widdle violent homicidal Islamic extremists iz hazzing a sad!

God knows we’re no friends of Vladimir Putin and the Russians’ iron hand over here, but there is nothing more annoying than a whiny bunch of Eurasian Islamists with a big wish list.

An offshoot of the Caucasus Emirate, an Islamist group in the war-torn Chechen region that’s been loosely associated with Al Qaeda, called for followers Monday to pray for a deadly earthquake to strike the Winter Olympics in Sochi, to punish Russia for its killings of Muslims.

Here’s the group’s bombastic written appeal, per Reuters:

“All who are able to read this letter can supplicate that the Almighty destroys the land in Sochi with an earthquake, and makes the infidels ‘drunk of water’ before Hell and drown in a flood!,” said the appeal posted online on Monday.

“The Games of the atheists and pagans! The pigs are so arrogant that they decided to host the Games on the ground where our ancestors shed their blood to defend Islam and Muslims. Even the blind can see it!”

We had to question Reuters’ translation, so we sent the Arabic original to Liberaland’s translator, and here’s how he reads it:

BwAAAAAAAAAH! Waaaah waaaaaaaah bwwwwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.