Free GPS Trackers For The Nativity Scene Baby Jesus

Here’s some very clever marketing to the Christian community: one company is offering free GPS trackers for the baby Jesus figures that pranksters love to steal from nativity scenes:

A security company is offering free GPS devices to churches to help prevent their baby Jesus figurines being stolen from Nativity scenes.

Brickhouse Security is giving the GPS trackers to qualifying churches to hide on or in their Jesus figurines.

If baby Jesus is snatched by a sticky-fingered heathen, the matchbox-sized device will alert the owner to the theft.

‘We monitor it from our cloud-based mapping system, and set up alerts so that they’ll get a text message or an e-mail if Baby Jesus is in motion,’ said Todd Morris, CEO of Brickhouse Securities.

Brickhouse Security can then pinpoint Jesus’ location whereupon law enforcement can undertake a rescue operation.

By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.