The War On Thanksgiving: They’ve Taken Sides

Posted by | November 26, 2013 13:50 | Filed under: Economy News Behaving Badly Top Stories


The good folks at Think Progress have compiled a list of retailers who are staying open on Thanksgiving – proving, dare I say it, that they are objectively anti-family, anti-tradition, and anti-American:

  • Banana Republic
  • Best Buy
  • Gap
  • JCPenney
  • K Mart
  • Kohl’s
  • Macy’s
  • Michael’s
  • OfficeMax
  • Old Navy
  • Sears
  • Staples
  • Target
  • Toys’R’Us
  • Walmart

Meanwhile, these large retailers will remain closed on Thanksgiving:

  • American Girl
  • Apple
  • Burlington Coat Factory
  • Costco
  • Marshalls
  • Nordstrom
  • Patagonia
  • P.C. Richard & Son
  • Radio Shack
  • REI
  • Ross
  • T.J. Maxx

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David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.