You’ve Got So Much Love

From: John
Sent: Friday, September 07, 2012 9:20 PM
To: Alan

Alan:

Congratulations … I see you have entered a new arena of writing by authoring a new jokebook “Thank the Liberals for Saving America”  I believe you will do better at comedy instead of political commentary.

Yes, Johno, and the joke’s on you, since you’ve just given me another opportunity to promote it. You can buy the book at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or at the Liberaland Store by clicking the icons in the upper right corner.

From: NR
Sent: Monday, September 10, 2012 12:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: alan’s lies

Alan I heard your lies once again on Fox.  You were talking about Paul Ryan and your nose got so big.

YOU, ALAN ARE A FILTHY LIAR.   YOU WOULD NOT KNOW THE TRUTH IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE.

Go to hell.

NR (no name, Bucko?). You should have capitalized “Go to hell.” It would have been much more effective.

From: Lei
Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:26 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Idiot

Alan Colmes has got to be the biggest IDIOT our there. He doesn’t have a clue to what is real. He spews out the same Obama talking points all these brainwashed followers do.Alan do us all a favour. Quit your show and get a job at McDonalds. There no one listens.

Not true, Lei. I just ordered fries and a chocolate shake. Okay, they gave me vanilla, but they did get the fries part right.

From: Joe
Sent: Friday, September 14, 2012 3:09 PM
To: Alan

How many buildings did your family have to build so you could graduate from Hofstra

Joey, no buildings were involved; it was pictures of farm animals.

From: Judy
Sent: Monday, September 17, 2012 1:08 PM
To: Alan
Subject: General

Colms,  Does the word moron mean anything to you.  I can’t believe you get a forum on the aire after your performance when you were part of Hannity & Colms (and I was a liberal back then). …Your sister-in-law has more brains in her puffed hair than you have in your head.  I’m sure you read your mail and I’m sure you are getting tired of being called a buffoon by a substantial number of the writers, me included.   Just something to think about, I quess getting some form of paycheck beats being an idiot.  Richard

I see this is from “Judy” but signed “Richard.” How was the operation? Yes, it was a choice between getting paycheck and being an idiot, and I chose the paycheck.  Does that make me an idiot? And now I’m going out for some aire. 

From: ken
Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 10:40 AM
To: Alan

Alan,

I am interested to ask you what does your claim to being a JEW mean to you as well as many others.

The Torah makes it plain that marriage is the uniting of one man & one woman.

Relative morality, ethics, etc. has destroyed the basic teachings of Judaism.

The Jewish community by great percentage has had itself twisted from the basics of our faith.

It is your right to follow whatever political direction you desire, however, in your quiet time, why not ask our creator– Is this how you would have me represent my Jewish Heritage?

Then, be quiet & listen, don’t try to convince the almighty of your erroneous beliefs. Listen to HIS VOICE, You may truly be surprised at the quiet direction you will receive.

Standing on the WORD, The TORAH has been manipulated.

Help stop this manipulation!

You will have to stand before GOD on Judgement Day!

Ken, you are quite the authority on Judaism, aren’t you? For your information, “Judgement Day” doesn’t happen when you die, but rather once each year on Rosh Hashanah, unless you also include the day you tell your mother you’re marrying a shiksa. 

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.