So In Love

From: Mike
Sent: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 10:31 AM
To: Alan

Alan, I don’t want to be on the show.   I just want to send you a note.    This is just a hunch from past experience with friends, and I could totally be wrong… but, it may be a good idea for you to get a physical and have the doctor check your heart.       I do realize this email appears disturbing, but just get yourself checked out.       Thanks, mike.  (Not the radio guy)

Thanks for caring, Mike.  Doctor says I’ll live, but not forever.

From: John
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 5:43 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Hang in there Alan

Dear Alan,

…You are such a hateful, bitter, resentful loser, it’s a wonderful thing that you come out every day and perform your ludicrous antics to send up the Left. …A sad old clown, a tragic, aging fool performing his woefully pathetic old routine to make Leftists all look like the loser you are.  That’s why they tolerate you at Fox.  You…are the anti-example…the object lesson…of repulsive leftism that make all the conservatives look even better…you’re the pathetic old bitter leftist.  Please, never stop your excellent work portraying leftists as pathetic.  You’re so good at it, and I’m sure you’re convincing hundreds, perhaps thousands of independents every day that they should become conservatives, just because the last thing in the world they would ever want is to end up like you.  Keep up the good work!

Kind regards

John, you are so clever! You come off complimenting me and yet you say mean things. You really know how to use a literary device.  What do they call it, sarcasm?  I’ll have to learn that one so I can be like you.

From: Adam
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:49 PM
To: Alan

You are some kind of scumbag Mr. Colmes. Towing the liberal line….. making excuses and trying to cover for the people responsible for an Americans death. I hope there is a Hell for you to spend some time in. Sincerely Adam

The person responsible for Brian Terry’s death is the person who shot him. The person responsible for your ignorance is you.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.