That’s What I Like About You

From: Herb
Sent: Monday, January 02, 2012 9:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU

The Typical Angry, Hateful, Liberal, Socialist.

Herb, you may want to get a political dictionary so you can learn the difference between a liberal and a socialist; also, you’d come off less angry if you capitalized less.

From: Jason
Sent: Monday, January 02, 2012 10:15 PM
To: Alan

Alan – I pray you are not passing on your UGLY ass sperm.  Keep that ugliness in your scrotum so nobody has to see something like you again.

Jason, please send me your photo. I am betting you are a very handsome man.

From: Sandy Joe
Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 12:07 AM
To: Alan

Tell that classless Liberal Mother fucker I hope he gets his ass fired and run out of town. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. How’s all your Hope and Change working out? The American people can’t wait until November.

Sorry, Sandy Joe, I don’t speak to anyone like the person you described, so I can’t tell him. You’ll have to tell him yourself.

From: Carlos
Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 10:04 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Shame on you

You should publicly crawl on your belly like the lizard that you are.

 Carlos, I’m amazed you can see me from way up where you are. 

From: Jon
Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 12:09 PM
To: Alan

a glimpse into your soul and it is an ugly sight.

do the right think and resin from FOX!

Thanks for taking the time to glimpse into my soul. Glad I had it covered. I will decide whether or not to take your advice when I find out what it means to resin.

From: Brian
Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 12:46 PM
To: Alan

Liberalism creates delusion ! You don’t know how sick you are!! …You are the reason that this countrty is in decline !! Progressivism is in fact regressivism !! GOD will have to forgive you , I can not !!!!

Maybe you should be more like God.

From: Stan
Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:42 PM
To: Alan

You almost make me PUKE every time I have to look at you much less listen to you.  You are a classless act who needs to be selling used cars inTupelo.  But hey, since you are the ugly poster child for the left, just keep running that mouth of yours.  You typify the angry views you and your buddies espouse and hopefully (ya’ll) will leave enough distaste in people’s mouths you will find yourselves without jobs really soon.  Happy New Year and Best Wishes!

Thanks for the good wishes, Stan. I can tell they are heartfelt!

From: Keith
Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 7:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: PROPER DIAGNOSIS

YOUR AN ASSHOLE !

Ever hear of an apostrophe?

From: Paul
Sent: Wednesday, January 04, 2012 11:47 AM
To: Alan

Good thing you do not work for me.  I would fire you.

No worries, Paul, I would never have taken the job.

From: JOYCE
Sent: Wednesday, January 04, 2012 8:09 PM
To: Alan

You are a disgusting human being. you talk down to people and are so arrogant and smug.I wish this was Germany 1943 so I could change sides and hand you a towel! How does someone become a worm like you?

Wow, you pine for 1943 Germany so you could change sides! And *I’m* the bad guy?

From: Keith
Sent: Thursday, January 05, 2012 8:36 AM
To: Alan
Subject: PERFECT JUSTICE …

Hey Alan:

You are the MOST HATED person on TV…You are what your parents (probably 1st cousins) warned you about … a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE.

You deserve everything that is coming your way.   In your case, suicide would be perfectly justified, and welcomed by millions. Your poor fucking wife! I really can’t imagine someone, no matter how lonely or ugly would marry you. You’re a worthless human being.

Keith, you’re too kind. Sorry the caps key got stuck on your word processor. 

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.