Your Heaven-Sent Love

From: Howard
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 8:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Have you ever had a cogent thought?

I don’t think so.

I have, but the thought to spend time on your email isn’t one of them.

From: Road Master
Sent: Sunday, August 14, 2011 12:18 AM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Alan:

I can only assume what you say/argue about is for some kind of ratings (ratings for who I can not imagine)…and now the unified “buzz” throughout the Jewish community (I am Jewish) is that you are an embarrassment and disgrace Jews of intellect…No way are you as stupid as you appear, and doing your act for money is beneath contempt. Cut it out now and help stop the political stupidity that is out of control in this country. You are an example of what is wrong with the current state of our society and you owe it not only to yourself to stop the nonsense, you also owe it to our children and future generations who you are poisoning with your act. ENOUGH.

This can’t be true, in that if you put five Jews in a room, you’ll get six opinions.

From: Derivative Trader
Sent: Tuesday, August 23, 2011 8:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Opinion…

You know Alan, you truly are one of the biggest assholes I’ve ever had the unfortunate experience of listening to.  Fox has enough dopey liberals on but you are definitely within in top 10 dopiest, most obnoxious liberals on the programs fox has to offer.

Let me tell you something schmuck!  …  I’d like to show you by smacking the shit out of you, you obnoxious fuck tard!  So please, take the extreme antics, the dopey behavior and keep it to your dopey liberal audience.

Loser…

Thank you for your kind offer to exact physical violence upon my person, but I believe I’m busy that day.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.