And Worst Of All, You Never Call, Baby, When You Say You Will

From: YoungerRider
Sent: Friday, January 28, 2011 5:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Opinion

I watched you when you were on Fox with Hannity, and occasionally listen to you on your radio program. I can honestly say I have disagreed with you 100% of the time. I don’t know how somebody like yourself can have the views, which in the long run, will destroy America…why don’t you allow the callers who disagree with you time to speak their views? Your talking over them and playing your sound effects, show me you can’t debate on an even playing field, which shows me you views are phony and that you are full of crap.

P. S. Your face lift didn’t help, your stammering speech is getting worse and is a cause for concern.

Younger: Sadly, this is the face God gave me, but obviously your debate tactics include ad hominem attacks.

From: Donald
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:17 PM
To: alan
Subject: So Sad

Allan, The older you get the more insane you become. So  Sad.

Don: thanks for keeping tabs on me. Yes, the older I get the more I realize how overrated sanity is.

From: Leonard
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:32 PM
To: Alan

You are the worst kind of Jew – the ultra liberal piece useful idiot that endangers the entire Jewish community.  You don’t know jack about Islam.   Have the docs remove your head from your ass the next time you have a colonoscopy.

Lenny: Actually, I do know Jack. He was in my homeroom.

From: Keith
Sent: Friday, February 04, 2011 1:47 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Formaldehyde …

Hey Alan:

I just saw you on with Kelly … ALL HEAT and NO LIGHT.  Typical of you and your asinineviews.

For years millions prayed  for Sean to lean over the desk and slap some sense into that Mummy Head .  You are so fucking wrong on everything … the economy, Egypt, Obama and the Presidency, The War, education, your even wrong about liberalism. You’re divisive and have nothing more than the “Blame Game” to stand on.

“Yeah but, the Republicans were … “  FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

PLEASE go back to the cemetery and sell graves, where you belong.  NO ONE wants to hear what you have to say.

NO One!

Keith: Not true! My 17-year-old Beagle…well, actually, he’s deaf.

From: Jeff
Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2011 11:49 AM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Alan, you obviously got your job because you are a liberal and NOT because of your intelligence.  You are a moron just like many of your peers that live in that region of our country.  You guys need to get out of the box and see how the rest of the country lives and thinks.  You are also very rude by interrupting the host with your uh hu!  I used to switch channels when you were on with Hannity and I just mute it now.  You need to get out of your liberal box and start thinking in terms of reality instead of theory!

Jeff: I didn’t know boxes could be liberal.

From: Alyn
Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:35 PM
To: Alan

Go find your glasses you look ridiculous without them. Sort of underlines

your views myopic. You can not polish a turd.

How can I take advice from a guy who spells his name wrong?

From: jerry
Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 8:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: oreilly

colmes,

I have not written you since the Hannity and colmes show. I happened to see you on oreilly …I see you are even more of a left wing certified lunatic asshole than you were with Hannity. You are one sick bastard and need a mental enema.

From: Tom
Sent: Friday, February 25, 2011 1:29 PM
To: ShowColmesRadio

Your a disgrace to your race and your country! A true scumbag!

Tom: I believe you mean, “You’re a disgrace.” Please use correct grammar when insulting me.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.