Love Will Keep Us Together

From: Frank
Sent: Tuesday, December 30, 2008 12:26 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan Is still a blithering Idiot!

Wake up you stupid dip!

If it hadn’t been for bush your dumb ass would have been blown to crap by now.

Bush is the best thing that could have happened to us for the past eight years.

A Dem in office would have led to more attacks on the USA!

Wake up and smell the crap you keep spouting!

From: William K
Sent: Tuesday, December 30, 2008 12:32 AM
To: Alan
Subject: H&C Tonight 12/29

Alan,

You are one stubborn, biased, shallow and ignorant SOB. Your argument tonight about President Bush’s participation in the Israeli-Hamas conflict was so transparent I could see the back of your head. I am so pleased you will be off the air on January 9th. Good riddance. You are a huge part of the problem.

From: Shirley
Sent: Tuesday, December 30, 2008 2:04 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Get A Life

Alan, knowing that you will soon be leaving Hannity & Colmes, I just wanted to say “Hooray, there is a God”.

I have tried to watch H & C, but you are one of the most ignorant people I have ever seen. You have nothing good to say about anything or anyone. It must be hell to go through life with such negativity. I can’t wish you well in your future endeavors. I hope you crash & burn just like your comrades on Air America.

I feel so much better. Have been wanting to air my feelings towards you for many years. I’m sure Sean’s viewers will skyrocket now that they don’t have to put up with the your mean spiritedness.

From: Terrence
Sent: Monday, January 05, 2009 10:56 AM
To: Alan
Subject: new show

Allen……………….Since there has been no announcement about your new assignment at Fox, or elsewhere (hopefully), I have a great idea for a new show just for you……………A one hour show every night featuring your greatest on-air blunders……..such as, reading your notes, asking for agreement from fellow libs/dems and not getting it, being put down by almost everyone, asking a question which was just answered. You could easily fill a 2 year contract with these flubs. By the way, is it the 12th yet? Sayonara………………..

From: Mike
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2009 2:20 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Sorry to hear you’re leaving

It’s about time, since you have nothing constructive, or original, to add to any discussion.
You make the show unbearable to watch at times.

Good riddance.

From: Lael
Sent: Monday, January 05, 2009 9:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Ann Coulter

I will not miss your snotty comments. Unfortunately you have mistaken being snarky with sharp humor. Your ‘interview’ with Ann Coulter only made you look just as you are: a misguided, arrogant liberal loser.

Good bye!

From: Brent
Sent: Monday, January 05, 2009 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Remind me

Hey Alan, remind me when your last day with Hannity and Colmes arrives so I can set my calendar to celebrate watching the show without your wimpy comments. No hard feelings, but I really doubt your new career, sans Hannity, will go anywhere. You are just too boring.

Happy New Year, Alan!

From: John
Sent: Monday, January 05, 2009 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: THANKS!

Thanks for leaving the show. You are … the biggest horse’s ass on cable.

From: Bill
Sent: Monday, January 05, 2009 9:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re:When the hell is Colmes leaving?

Allan,

One more thing — How many best selling books have you written, you smug jerk? That’s what I thought, bitch.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.