You Didn’t Have To Be So Nice

From: Ted
Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Very Important Issue

You have got to be the Biggest and Lamest Idiot on TV and you’d have nothing if it weren’t for Hannity. I remember when the booted your sorry ass of the air here on local radio. You’ve also got to be the Ugliest Clown I’ve seen on the tube…lol Have a trusted friend do some constructive surgery on that face with a Meat Tenderizing Mallet!

Oh yeah…and good luck with your other surgery…the one when you have to get you head extracted from Obamas Ass…lol

From: Ray
Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes

you are a “piece of shit.” Mark Rich looks just like you with a nose that is almost as long as my “:hose,” When Obama pardons Manson, you will be there to pick him up and let him live in your pad.

From: Patricia
Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:39 PM
To: Alan
Subject: William Ayrs

Mr. Colmes,

After watching various segments where you defend William Ayrs, I just want to know what planet you are on.

The fact that he is a terrorist (and does not apologize nor regret his behavior) and is now teaching the minds of budding young Americans, doesn’t that SCARE you at all? Have you heard at ALL about 9/11. Your constant defending of Mr. Ayrs, leaves me to believe that you must have been in another galaxy during 9/11 and just recently came back to earth.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:51 PM
To: Patricia
Subject: RE: William Ayrs

Patricia,

William Ayers and I are soulmates. And I love spending time with him, because each time I do, I catch some of his thoughts as we mind-meld. Haven’t you ever heard of loving your fellow man?

But thanks for tying Ayers to 9/11. Now I know we should have attacked not Iraq, but the University of Illinois to get even with radicals who want to kill us.

From: Holly
Sent: Friday, November 21, 2008 3:29 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Question for Alan

Alan…..is any liberal EVER EVER WRONG???? You stick up for and make excuses for EVERY LIBERAL ON YOUR SHOW!! I am getting SO sick of you Alan, I can barely watch this show any longer……JUST ONCE, ALAN, JUST ONCE…….I would like to HEAR YOU condemn a LIBERAL for thier ACTIONS!! You stick up for TERRORISTS!!! I can’t believe it. It looks like it will take one of your family members to be murdered before you actually CONDEMN one of these people who are on your show, huh Alan?

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, November 21, 2008 12:21 PM
To: Holly
Subject: RE: Question for Alan

Holly,

Read my lips: Liberals are NEVER wrong. Okay, once I saw a liberal wearing stripes with plaid, and that was very wrong. Clearly, you should wear a solid color if one of your clothing items is either stripes or plaid. Oh, and I made a mistake once. I opened an email that I should have ignored.

From: Robert
Sent: Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

How can you look at yourself in the mirror? You stand against everything that God stands for. I am refering to the God who is the only God and Creator of all and the father of Jesus Christ. I’m glad to see you leaving t.v. May you pray for forgivness to our Lord Jesus that your soul may be saved.

From: Henry
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 11:35 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Your New Job

Mr. Colmes:

Apparently you will soon be leaving the Hannity & Colmes program on Fox News, don’t let the door hit you in the posterior when you leave.

Is it true you are going to be the head honcho of President Obama’s new Secret Police? If so, will you use torture?

From: John
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2008 9:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

you really are a son of a bitch vile lib… & fugly looking too…

From: Jeanette
Sent: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 3:28 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You’re Leaving….Yeah!

We are thrilled about your departure from the Hannity Show. ANYBODY will be an improvement. I hope that Fox actually hires someone to replace you that has manners. You are so rude. If I was a guest on the show, I would refuse to talk to you. You ask people on the show, and then you spend your time treating them disrespectfully…mumbling under your breath….lately I have been muting the tv when it’s your turn. Anyway, good riddance…if only the end of December were nearer….oh well

From: Rob
Sent: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 1:08 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Good Luck!!!

Alan,

Now that your ending your comedy career by leaving H&C for something new.I wish you Good Luck in the future!!!!

From: Chris 
Sent: Wednesday, December 03, 2008 10:06 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan Colmes – glad to see you go

Sean, do not dispair. Please continue your show – but SOLO !

Alan,

I for one am tickled pink that you will finally be taken off the air of Foxnews. Your liberal ranting represents all that is wrong with America; and it is God’s will that Alan Comes be smitten from our perview as the loving an pure nation formed per God’s prescription.

From: HD
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 1:08 AM
To: Alan
Subject: your country

My Dear Mr. Colmes,

One wonders why, after the U.S. has done so much for you. Saving your race from Hitler, giving you a homeland, making it possible for you to become rich. Why do you so hate this country? Have you no appreciation for the benefit you have received ?

You observe none of the proper manners and think you rank higher than all others. You are so insolent that even animals are better behaved. The otter shows its respect by offering up the fish it has caught, the crow in the forest carries food to its parents and grandparents, the dove takes care to perch three branches lower than its father, wild geese keep perfect formation when they fly together, and lambs kneel to drink their mother’s milk. If lowly animals conduct themselves with such propriety, how can you be so lacking in courtesy?

I have observed you on TV for years now and wonder why Jews that have received so much from those who fought for your freedom show such disdain for the beliefs of those that have done so. Your disrespect for Pastor Warren just a single case in point. I am not a Christian
myself but as a Buddhist am so much closer to Christians than to those who constantly disparage them. Yet you carry water for those freaks in WA who attack the religious.

You might want to reflect on your hatred, it is unseemly for one who professes to be Jewish.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.