Cruel To Be Kind Means That I Love You

From: Charles
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Country

What will it take to get you to leave the country and move to Iran.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:15 PM
To: Charles
Subject: RE: Country

An afterlife with 72 virgins.

From: Jim
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes, you are sick

Colmes, why does Fox keep you on the payrollL I think you are sick. Your grin tonight indicates that something is really wrong with your mental process.

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 12:14 AM
To: Jim
Subject: RE: Colmes, you are sick

Actually, I just had my teeth cleaned and I wanted to show them off.

From: Lorraine
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: attitude

I won’t be watching you any more. I used to enjoy the show, but you have lost your sense of fairness in the interest of hating anything relating to our President or our country.

From: Peggy
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: but so what are you crazy,do you know who saul lewinsky is???

ALAN YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST UNAMERICAN PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN. SHAME ON YOU, YOU BLOCKHEAD. PEGGYBIGGS LITTLEROCK ARK. MAY GOD FORGIVE YOUAND OPEN YOUR BLIND EYES.

From: Morris
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: FYI

You are absolutely the most despicable piece of SHIT I ever see on TV… How in the HELL do you stay on the air???????????????

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 12:34 AM
To: Morris
Subject: RE: FYI

I believe the question mark key on your keyboard is stuck.

From: Ray
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:31 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes, you are such a weasel. As homely and puny as you are,it would be in your best interest to go into hiding.

You are without a doubt the most worthless co-anchor on national television. Are you paid or a volunteer? Hofstra won’t admit you were once a student at their institution. I work with many bail bondsmen throughout the country and would love to run into you at your nearest “watering hole” and wash your mouth out with water from the latrine.

Burn in hell you worthless puke.

From: jane
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You

Allen Don.t You wish your mother had chose for you to be an Abortion? What give you the right ti live?

From: Mark
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 2:04 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Please stop

Dude….what is up with the way you look on the tube? You shouldn’t be on prime time….you’re scaring the kids with that look…like Michael Jackson….you look like a big pimple. BTW get off O-blah-mahs sack….I don’t know why Sean keeps you around.

Seriously….. politics aside…your look on TV is BAD….It looks like the plastic will unfold any minute.

It’s not just me noticing this…..you look like shit.

From: Deane
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 9:22 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tirerd

I am so tired of you the obnoxious Communist Pervert.

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Have a GREAT day.

From: KW
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 10:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Universal Health Care

Al, Why should the citizens of the United States fund your HIV treatments?

From: DJ
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 10:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: WTF is wrong with Colmes?

What the hell is wrong with you Alan? Do you truly believe the crap that comes out of your mouth? Nobody likes you. You are a petty weezle that people just tolerate. You must have been a lunch money victim. I know this e-mail doesn’t give specifics. Frankly, I don’t have the time nor would I waste much more of it than this to explain the many reasons why you are an idiot. You know… Tevo is awesome! Sean, You are a great American!! Rock on!!!

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.