Why Can’t We Be Friends?

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From: Rene
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 6:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Alan, why don’t you move to Iran, since you love those radical Muslims who love to kill the Americans. Since started watching Hannity and Who, you were always depending the radical Muslims and those Liberal who were addicted to sex without using protection to prevent getting pregnant. However, when they get pregnant, they could think of a thousand reasons how to kill their unborn child, but not for any moment, they never think whose fault it is. Stop using my tax money to kill the unborn child. For those Americans who doesn’t this country, you are free to move to Iran.

Rene

From: Buck
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 9:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hey Goofball!

Okay, looks as if the battle in Iraq is winding down now. You can go and see it for yourself.

Five years of fighting and YOU… MISTER JOURNALIST, didn’t muss one of your quickly dwindling hairs, to travel to the war and report. But that hasn’t kept you fro running your cowardly, America-hating mouth has it? Now what fight will you disparage? Afghanistan? Isn’t THAT where you and your man Obama said we ought to be? Now that THAT’s hot and justified, in your opinion – will you be a REAL reporter and see THAT front for yourself? My guess is a BIG NO. Being a big talker when someone else is buying the right for you to speak is lower than whale shit.

You yellow bastard, you’re not the equal of a pimple on the ass of the newest Private.

“Buck”
CPO, USN (RET)

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 10:34 PM
To: Buck
Subject: RE: Hey Goofball!

“Buck”,

My hairs are just fine thank you, but thank you for caring about me sartorially. I’m not a reporter or a journalist; I’m a talk show host, but thank you for elevating me. My mouth says the same thing most Americans are saying about Iraq, so I guess you think most Americans hate my country, the one in which you’d like to have only speech that doesn’t offend you. And, my right to speak was never compromised by Saddam Hussein or Iraq. Interesting that you are familiar enough with whale excrement that you can use it in an analogy. You must have had some interesting experiences. You also seem to be familiar with acne in a certain location. Good luck clearing that up if it’s causing a problem for you. And since you notice the battle in Iraq is winding down, you are clearly an Obama supporter, as he is the candidate who recognizes that and has a plan to deal with that reality.

Best Wishes,
Alan

From: Don
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: Hair!!!

Hey Alan,

Please comb your own hair. The makeup people are making you look like “Denny Dimwit”. Do you remember him from the old comic strip?

No news guy wants to look like a 15 year old wierdo! Or do you?

Thanks for your attention. I enjoy your half (1/3) of the show…

Don

From: STEPHEN
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Feeling dumb

Don’t you get tired of ALWAYS being wrong?

From: Paul
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are a political hack

I am so feed up with the hatred and the distortion of the truth you liberal’s have put before the public. Your hatred for George Bush has done nothing but destroy this country. The office of the Presentency demands a respect, regardless of who is in the office. I do not like George Bush but I respect the office. The enablility of the Democratic party and the Republican party, the Senate and the House, not to deal with the problems that I am faced with, is a joke. I do not agreee with you and your belief’s, but I respect your right to those belief’s. Why do the liberal not respect my right to my thoughts and belief’s. The hell with all of the politician’s and the news media. It is time that the American people take back this country from the distortion of the facts that you project from the air waves.

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:03 AM
To: Paul
Subject: RE: You are a political hack

Paul,

First there is no apostrophe in the plural use of the words liberal, belief, or politician. Second, I don’t hate Bush, but I don’t agree with him and don’t think he is a good president. Next, it’s “inability”, not “enability”, but I won’t correct all your grammatical missteps, as my work day is limited to about 16 hours.

How are liberals taking away your right to your thoughts and beliefs? And how are you going to “take back this country”. Take it back from whom? The Republicans and moderate Democrats currently in power?

Alan

From: AW
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Read this Allen Baby

You are a looney Anti-America and concerning IGNORANCE, YOU WIN ALLEN.

AW

From: dave
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Standing for the Truth

Alan, I hope the reason you take the Liberal side of the issues is so the show will be more entertaining with the two hosts representing the Right and Left, ( or Good and Evil).
Michelle Obama meant what she said and this is supported by her being a Follower of Jeremiah Wright for 20 years.
Sean has done a tremendous job in revealing the Truth about the Obamas. Very few people want to take a stand for the Truth, because of their Evil Ties.

David

From: Bruce
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 7/17 program

Colmes, it was indeed a pleasure tonight to hear EVERY guest on the show tell you in precise terms that you truly are stupid. Your defense of a dual use for the Nigger word was truly a classic example of idiocy gone wild! Whoopeecushion Jeremiah the Idiot, and Jesse the Jerk can use it. Why not all of us? Tschuess!
P.S. And Rove shot you in the butt, when you falsely described B. Hussein Obamanation’s tax plan. I’ve told you before, your research team is a laughable disgrace.

From: Jim
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 7:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

You have to go after Sean harder than you do. He is making you look like a fool Why do you let him why do you let him say stuff he says without fighting back? Does he have something over on you? You need to be a man.

From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:30 PM
To: Jim
Subject: RE:

Jim,

I’d love to, but he has a picture of me with geese. I do realize that my testosterone level is measured by how verbally aggressive I am. Thank you for letting me know what a man is.

Alan

From: Sally, Bill, George, Sue, Joan, William
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: life and truth

MR. COLMES JUST WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GO KISS OBAMA YOUR HEART IS HARD AND HATEFUL IT IS LIKE STONE WE CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT GOD WOULD PRODUCE A HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU YOU DO YOUR BEST TO TWIST AND CONFUSE ANYONE THAT DOES NOPT AGREE WITH YOU ANYONE THAT IS A McCAIN SUPPORTER YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TWIST AND TURN EVERY WORD THEY SAY TO MEAN SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY MEAN SOME DAY WE HOPE THAT SOMEONE REALLY GETS UPSET AND SMACKS YOU ACROSS YOUR FACE AND DISARANGE IT YOU ARE SO FULL OF HATE AND BEING SORRY…HOW COME YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THAT OBAMA IS A CHRISTIAN …HE HAS EVEN MADE SOEM OUT OF LINE REMARKS TO WHITE FEMALES AT SOME OF HIS SPEECHS HE HAS KISSED THEM HUGGED THEM AND PUT HIS HANDS WHERE HE SHOULD NOT HAVE SOME DAY A MAN IS GOING TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE BY TRYING THIS WITH HIS WHITE WIFE .HE HAS EVEN BEEN GETTING MONEY UNDER THE TABLE FROM THE TERROIST YEP HE HAS THE TERROIST GIVE THE MONEY TO NOT SO WELL TO DO BLACKS IN SMALL AMOUNTS AND THEY IN TURN SEND IT TO OR GIVE TO OBAMA ELECTION FUND.

SALLY, BILL, GEORGE, SUE, JOAN, WILLIAM AND A FEW MORE A MIX OF BLACK AND WHITE IN LA

From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:43 PM
To: Sally, Bill, George, Sue, Joan, William
Subject: RE: life and truth

Are you suggesting that when God created me He didn’t know what He was doing? I’m going to tell Him on you and it’s not going to be pretty. You say I am full of hate, and yet you want someone to smack me across and “disarrange” my face?
Please show me where Obama “put his hands where he should not have.” This would be big news. also, please inform me as to which terroirst is giving Obama money.
Thank you. I look forward to becomming better educated.

Alan

From: Jack
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 9:06 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Big Ass

I saw your Gore interview I’ve never sent you an E-Mail because you are not worth it But this was just too much you should not be on Fox and we will do everything we can to get you off of Fox

Jack

You were very rude

From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:57 PM
To: Jack
Subject: RE: Big Ass

And I shouldn’t be on Fox because you don’t agree with me? Because only views you condone should be represented?

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.