You Didn’t Have To Be So Nice

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From: CJ
Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 3:15 AM
To: Alan
Subject: I thought you liked Hillary

Alan;
I can’t believe how you take up for Barak Hussain Obama when he wants to kill the Jews and you are supposedly a Jew. Of course you are supposedly an American also, but the rhetoric you spew out of your mouth every night makes me wonder if you weren’t on Hitler’s side.
You hate your own race and call us racists every time we try to stand up for America.
Once people wake up and stop taking the liberal side with you, I guess you can go back to being a comedian.
CJ

From: Buzz
Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:46 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Clarification

Dear Sir,
my friends and I were chatting, you came into the conversation and someone suggested that you were a draft resister ( dodger ), is this true? I have tried to “snopes” it and research it to no avail.
A moment of your time would be greatly appreciated,
Regards,
Buzz

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:53 PM
To: Buzz
Subject: RE: Clarification

And what makes you think this? Because I’m a liberal? Because I’m anti-war? And what do you mean by “dodger” or “resister”? You think I somehow defrauded the government by avoiding service? Do you have any similar questions about conservative war-supporters who never served?

From: Shane
Date: May 14, 2008 9:52:22 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Comment

Alan,

I’m sorry but you are a moron!

Shane

From: Ray
Date: May 14, 2008 10:32:15 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: i would like to know

if you ever watch your show and cringe at the comments you make – many are so thoughtless

ray

From: Alan
Date: May 15, 2008 10:40:14 AM EDT
To: Ray
Subject: Re: i would like to know

Yes, I purposely say things to make myself cringe.

From: Nathan
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You remain to be…..

the biggest fucking asshole on the air! You should be wearing a Quaker Hat….over your sick asshole!

Your Buddy

From: tg
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes

I know that Colmes is a curiosity and far liberal counterpoint to Hannity. But is his naivity and stupidity scripted to make the left so ridiculous or is he this dumb in real life as well?

From: marilyn
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:20 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Now I’m convinced !!!

Now I am convinced Alan, you are a MORON!
You are against everything that is good, right and just and our Soldiers. You sure must have a guilty conscience. How do you sleep at night?
All Republicans are Evil-Wrong-Bias-Negative-and Racial. You hate OUR President and Obama is Right, wholesome and wonderful.
Not to mention that he is a Liar – a Muslim (although he has been trying to keep that secret) he is in favor of the terrorists that’s why hamas want him to become the president. Look at those that are backing him? hamas-Wright-all blacks and everey terrorist on earth. You sure know how to pick them. Are you in for a surprise when more of the “dirt” on him comes out. That’s it.
Give it up Alan – you should be sued for some of the outrageous things you say. I cannot stand your nasal voice and put you on MUTE most of the time.
Sincerely dislike you to the enth degree. I’d love to get a look at your email. 99-1/2% against you and 1/2% Unsure!!!!
Now I have spoken.

From: Angela
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: response to Newt

Alan
Your such a ungraceful shit for your response to Newt when he gracefully admitted error of his party.
Of course your party of abortion, racism and NO SHAME has nothing to admit

Mr Underwood

From: Sean
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hey Space Alien…

Sounds like you pussies have a guilt complex if you
ask me. You know, 4 out of 5 terrorists surveyed
recommend Democrats for president! Just my .02 bud.

Sean

P.S.- Give hope to Osama, Vote for Obama. :)

From: jerry
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Left wing, radical, liberal, socialist, communist, activist democrats have got to be the stupidest people on earth.

Jerry

From: Ellen
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:59 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Cogency

Alan
Sean Hannity is refulgent and you are at the other end of the stick.

Ellen

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2008 11:02 PM
To: Ellen
Subject: RE: Cogency

I’m glad to see you using your word-of-the-day calendar.

From: Carl
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 9:17 AM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: Yesterdays interview with Newt

It never fails to amaze me that you continue to debate people like this. They make you look dumber than dumb. Conclusion, you are the weakest co-host in the media! If democrats had been in charge during 9-11 we’d all be reading the Koran now.

Carl

From: Steve
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 2:20 AM
To: Alan
Subject: You become more dense on every show

Alan,

Honestly, I don’t get it. You were completely off the mark on H&C tonight. You completely misunderstood McCain’s speech, in which he outlined his “wish” for the future-after his first term as President. It was imaginary, Alan. Jeez! What were you thinking? It was the hope of McCain and all Republicans, that he becomes the President. I wonder whether you would enjoy his vision?

No no no no…

You, (so slow to figure this out) went on and on about how there is no “confidence” in the economy and various other tripe about this and that which pertained to your misconception, and not his speech.

Why don’t you get it? You looked pretty stupid, really.

Steve

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 11:06 AM
To: Steve
Subject: RE: You become more dense on every show

You’re absolutely right. It was imaginary.

From: gary
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 11:24 AM
To: Alan
Subject: your show.

What a sorry fuck you are.

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, May 16, 2008 11:44 AM
To: Gary
Subject: RE: your show.

somone as good as you shouldn’t spend time writing emails to sorry fucks.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.