Thanks For The Career Advice

From: Mac
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 12:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

Alan, you could be rich beyond your wildest dreams. You could be the King of the Talking Heads, with your radio show syndicated on thousands of stations across the nation, and your TV show the most watched in cable network history. You could leave…all the rest in the dust. The plan is based on a simple not-too-far-from-the-truth fact. All of you are faking it for the dough and the ego.

Become the first liberal talking head to convert to conservatism (it hasn’t been done in the opposite direction, either, by anyone of any note). Convert – from being the most obnoxious liberal ever to be on a TV show – into a staunch conservative. Invent a great story that
you finally see the light and can no longer defend the multifarious and deceitful piles of bulls**t being dropped by the likes of Obama and the Clintons and Kennedy and Jesse Jackson and the Reverend Al Sharpton and all the rest. Announce it unexpectedly on H&C. Watch
Hannity go speechless…Go rent the movie Network and watch it again. See how Howard Beale did it. Take notes. Think up a line like “I am mad as hell….”. Take the power and the money and run.

You heard it here first. Do it. I will take no credit for the idea. It is all yours. I may even start liking you.

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.